Steven Spielberg Quotes in Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Steven Spielberg: So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?

Austin Powers: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema, is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah.

[laughs]

Austin Powers: Having said that, I do have some thoughts.

Steven Spielberg: [holding an Oscar] Really? Well, my friend here thinks it's fine the way it is.

Austin Powers: Well, no offense, Sir Stevie, but you gotta have mojo babe, yeah. Hit it.

Steven Spielberg: [when Michael accidentally runs in on his set] Cut! You hairball, I'll never finish this movie! Who let him in? Isn't anybody in charge? Don't you know ANYTHING about show business?

Michael: I'm sorry.

Steven Spielberg: My producer is doing this to me, isn't he? I ask for a BAD guy and he gives me Michael Jackson? I can't take it anymore!

Paul: [1980 collaboration phone call] Okay Steven, how 'bout cellular revivification?

Steven Spielberg: I don't know what that is.

Paul: Oh. Restoration of damaged tissue through telepathic manipulation of intrinsic field memory.

Steven Spielberg: What's that mean?

Paul: It means healing, Mr. Spielberg.

Steven Spielberg: Yeah right, healing. Like by touch or something like that. Like maybe his finger lights up on the end when he reaches out and touches?

Paul: Maybe... You know, sometimes I find less is more.

Steven Spielberg: Hey, trust me.