Steven Schats Quotes in The Last Shot (2004)
Steven Schats Quotes:
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Joe Devine: Have you actually seen a person die, watched them bleed to death, seen them take their last breath? I've seen that... many times.
Steven Schats: Why have you seen that?
Joe Devine: I used to produce music videos.
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Lonnie Bosco: Where's the meeting?
Steven Schats: Musso & Frank's.
Lonnie Bosco: You're in luck! I got a blow job at Musso & Frank's.
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Joe Devine: Steven, my name isn't Diamond. It's Wells.
Steven Schats: Wells? I thought it was Diamond.
Joe Devine: No. Joe Wells. That's my name.
Steven Schats: But you said it was Diamond.
Joe Devine: No, it's Wells. It's always been Wells. It's a common mistake.
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Steven Schats: Your wife did the hair on Jaws? That's one of my favorite movies.
Joe Devine: Mine, too.
Steven Schats: Did it bother her that Quint always wore a hat?
Joe Devine: Well, they had some words, yeah.
Steven Schats: That is so ironic. She worked on Jaws, and then she drowns in a Jacuzzi.
Joe Devine: I never really thought of it that way before.
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Valerie Weston: I'm gonna go home, Steven. That's right. I'm serious. Because of you, I'm gonna get gangbanged, Steven. Gangbanged in Woodland Hills.
Steven Schats: A lot of great actresses started out in porn.
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Joe Devine: Hello, Steven. My wife didn't drown in a Jacuzzi. Sasha was my dog's name, and she killed herself because I was never home. My real name is Joe Devine.
Steven Schats: Yeah, I know who you are. I saw the movie. And, by the way, I thought Tom Berenger captured you beautifully.
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