Steve Wiley Quotes in Hollywood or Bust (1956)

Malcolm Smith: Boy, I'm lucky. Do you know when I first found out I was lucky?

Steve Wiley: When?

Malcolm Smith: When I entered the "Send in a Poochy Pup Dog Food jingle for the Poochy Pup Dog Food" jingle contest. You wanna hear how it goes?

Steve Wiley: No, but I will.

[on his jingle]

Malcolm Smith: You like it?

Steve Wiley: I think it'll live forever. Maybe longer!

Steve Wiley: [referring to sexy movie star Anita Ekberg] Do I know her? She drives me crazy!

Malcolm Smith: [obviously excited] Me too!

Steve Wiley: She keeps coming to my back door and wants to borrow a couple of cups of sugar...

Malcolm Smith: Sugar? That's nice, yeah!

Steve Wiley: ...a couple eggs...

Steve Wiley: Oh, eggs! Good!

Steve Wiley: I go over to her place - I borrow a grapefruit or two...

Malcolm Smith: [aroused by the metaphor] Oh, that's cute!

Old Lady: [getting into the car] You're a dear sweet young man.

[seeing the dog]

Old Lady: Oh my, does he bite?

Steve Wiley: [laconically] Only me lady.

Steve Wiley: [watching Malcolm blow on the dice] Don't drown 'em - just make snake eyes!

Steve Wiley: [to Malcolm] I'm thinkin' of somethin'. I'm thinkin' of double homicide - one for each of your heads!