Steve Meyers Quotes in The Man Who Sued God (2001)

Jules Myers: You're going to sue one of the world's biggest insurance companies?

Steve Meyers: Well, apparently I wouldn't stand a chance - I'm suin' God.

Steve Meyers: So if God does exist, the Churches must be liable.

Anna Redmond: And the churches can only win the case if they prove God does not exist.

Steve Meyers: [laughs] Do you want to tell them?

Doctor: Forceps. Pliers. Bone nibblers.

Steve Meyers: Bone nibblers? What the hell are bone nibblers?

Doctor: You're a very lucky man.

Steve Meyers: Oh yes, it's been a brilliant day all round. Why don't you have a look at my prostate while you've got the bone nibblers handy.

Steve Meyers: What do you think of a moral victory?

Anna Redmond: A moral victory sounds good.

Rebecca: I'm proud of you Dad. No matter what happens.

Steve Meyers: Well, nothing can stop us now!

[Hugs her]

Steve Meyers: [Smiling at Anna] What would you say if I said I'm falling in love with you?

Anna Redmond: So how long do you think it'll take you to pay the money back?

Steve Meyers: Oh not long... twenty, thirty, forty years!