Steve Collins Quotes in The Bride Came C.O.D. (1941)
Steve Collins Quotes:
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Steve Collins: This is Californie, they were married by a justice of the peace from Nevada, so legally they're not married.
Lucius K. Winfield: Well if they're not married, that's fine.
Steve Collins: But they THINK they're married! And they're flying back to Los Angeles for their honeymoon!
Lucius K. Winfield: They think they are and they're not?
[laughs]
Lucius K. Winfield: That's the funniest thing I've heard in years! They think they are and they're not! And they've gone back for their honeymoon?
[stops laughing]
Lucius K. Winfield: What am I laughing about? That's my daughter.
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Pop Tolliver: What do you want with your eggs, bacon or ham?
Steve Collins: Bacon.
Joan Winfield: Ham.
Pop Tolliver: Okay, you'll both get bacon because I don't feel like cutting into a new ham.
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Pop Tolliver: How do you want your eggs, up or over?
Steve Collins: Up.
Joan Winfield: Over.
Pop Tolliver: Okay, I'll make them all up so we don't get confused.
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Steve Collins: But, you can't marry this man you've known only four days. You've known head waiters longer.
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Pop Tolliver: Who's down there, or I'll shoot!
Steve Collins: Well, go ahead and shoot - only make sure you aim at me!
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Pop Tolliver: Remember that bullet I whizzed right past your head?
Steve Collins: Yeah, for a minute I thought you trying to hit me.
Pop Tolliver: I was.
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Joan Winfield: [singsong] I'm not going anywhere with you!
Steve Collins: Oh yes you are!
Joan Winfield: No I'm not I'm not I'm nooooot.
Steve Collins: Then Stevie will just have to come in and taaaake you!
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Steve Collins: That dame. Undoubtedly the outstanding screwball of her generation.
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Joan Winfield: [pushes the dresser against the door to keep Steve out, he climbs in the window behind her, singsong] I'd like to see I'd like to see you taaaaaake me!
Steve Collins: [mocking singsong voice] Anything to oblige, anything to oblige, anything to oblige a laaaaady!
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