Steve Butabi Quotes in A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.

Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously.

Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.

Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was?

Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez.

Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.

Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.

Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio."

Steve Butabi: I'm used to seeing Doug behind the register. I miss him.

Kamehl Butabi: He's in the guest house. It's 10 feet away. It's a mansion in there.

Steve Butabi: It doesn't have cable.

Kamehl Butabi: Yes it does. It has Cinemax!

Steve Butabi: But there's no HBO! GOD!

[runs off crying]

Doug Butabi: You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can NOT take away our dreams.

Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.

Father Williams: Steve, repeat after me.

Steve Butabi: After me.

[on his marriage]

Steve Butabi: Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?

Kamehl Butabi: [Mocking Steve and Doug's repeated joke] Yes... nooooooo.

Kamehl Butabi: What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?

Doug Butabi: That's right.

Steve Butabi: Exactly.

Kamehl Butabi: What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there.

[Kamehl takes their car keys]

Doug Butabi, Steve Butabi: [In perfect synchronization] What are you doing? Go- Tsh. C'mo- Man!

Steve Butabi: Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.

Richard Grieco: Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.

Steve Butabi: Good, how are you?

Doug Butabi: About 8 o'clock, 8:15. Yeah, all the time.

Steve Butabi: BMW.

Doug Butabi: Right at sunset.

Steve Butabi: Vanilla mostly.