Steve Brooks Quotes in Switch (1991)

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Steve Brooks Quotes:

  • Steve Brooks: I don't believe it. I'm sitting with three beautiful woman who said they hated me. I got to be dreaming.

    Margo Brofman: We still hate you.

    Felicia: We decided you should be punished for the way you treat woman.

    Liz: Oh, yeah, men like you just have to be stopped.

    Steve Brooks: And how are you going to stop me?

    Margo Brofman: We're going to kill you.

    Steve Brooks: Oh, what a way to die.

  • Steve Brooks: Where am I?

    God: Purgatory.

    Steve Brooks: Where's that?

    God: Between Heaven and Hell.

    Steve Brooks: What happens now?

    God: Well, on one hand, you've earned enough credits to get you into Heaven.

    Steve Brooks: Oh, thank God.

    GodGod: You're welcome.

    God: On the other hand, you've been consistently rotten to women, you deserve to go straight to Hell.

    Steve Brooks: That's pretty rotten.

    God: Perfect record. They all hate you.

    Steve Brooks: All of them?

    GodGod: As far as I know.

    Steve Brooks: Ugh, you should know, but it's kinda hard for me to believe that there aren't at least a couple of woman...

    God: Right now, I'll settle for one. So I've decided that you should go back and try to find one female who truly likes Steve Brooks.

    God: If you find her, you go to Heaven. If you don't, you will spend eternity in Hell.

    Steve Brooks: Back?

    GodGod: Unless you have a better suggestion.

    Steve Brooks: No, no. Back's fine. Back's terrific.

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