Steve Brooks Quotes in Switch (1991)
Steve Brooks Quotes:
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Steve Brooks: I don't believe it. I'm sitting with three beautiful woman who said they hated me. I got to be dreaming.
Margo Brofman: We still hate you.
Felicia: We decided you should be punished for the way you treat woman.
Liz: Oh, yeah, men like you just have to be stopped.
Steve Brooks: And how are you going to stop me?
Margo Brofman: We're going to kill you.
Steve Brooks: Oh, what a way to die.
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Steve Brooks: Where am I?
God: Purgatory.
Steve Brooks: Where's that?
God: Between Heaven and Hell.
Steve Brooks: What happens now?
God: Well, on one hand, you've earned enough credits to get you into Heaven.
Steve Brooks: Oh, thank God.
God, God: You're welcome.
God: On the other hand, you've been consistently rotten to women, you deserve to go straight to Hell.
Steve Brooks: That's pretty rotten.
God: Perfect record. They all hate you.
Steve Brooks: All of them?
God, God: As far as I know.
Steve Brooks: Ugh, you should know, but it's kinda hard for me to believe that there aren't at least a couple of woman...
God: Right now, I'll settle for one. So I've decided that you should go back and try to find one female who truly likes Steve Brooks.
God: If you find her, you go to Heaven. If you don't, you will spend eternity in Hell.
Steve Brooks: Back?
God, God: Unless you have a better suggestion.
Steve Brooks: No, no. Back's fine. Back's terrific.
-- Steve Brooks
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