Sterling Quotes in Cars 3 (2017)
Sterling: [with Luigi, Guido, and McQueen; yelling to Cruz] Hey, Cruz!
Cruz Ramirez: Oh, hey, Mr. Sterling!
Sterling: I'd like to introduce you to Lightning McQueen.
Lightning McQueen: [to Cruz] I hear you're the maestro.
Cruz Ramirez: [ignoring Lightning] Mr. Sterling, did you say Lightning McQueen was here? Because I don't see him anywhere.
Luigi: Uh, but he is right here.
[gestures to McQueen]
Luigi: Do you not see him?
Cruz Ramirez: Nope, still don't see him.
Luigi: But he is right in front of you! It is Lightning McQueen!
Sterling: [to Lightning McQueen] Movie deals, infomercial, product endorsements. You think you're famous now?
Sterling: You'll be rich beyond belief.
Lightning McQueen: Mr. Sterling, what is this about?
Sterling: Your legacy. Every time you lose... you damage yourself. I'm sorry. Your racing days are coming to an end.
Sterling: [to Lightning McQueen] You are about to become the biggest brand in racing.
Jeffrey: But Darius is a dancer. He's in "Cats."
Sterling: Exactly. I said you needed a boyfriend, not a person.
Sterling: You know, Darius once said you were the saddest person he knew.
Jeffrey: Why did he say that?
Sterling: Because he was sick. He had a fatal disease. And he was a million times happier than you.
[Regarding his brush with Mother Theresa]
Jeffrey: She looked good.
Sterling: Please, she's had work done.
Darius: Who's Martha Stewart?
Sterling: She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her.
Darius: And, um, who's Ann Miller?
Sterling: Leave this house.
Sterling: [putting on a red shawl] Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero?
Sterling: Two cappuccinos. Thank you, darling. Big kiss. The earring - fun... last year.
Barney's Waiter: BI-SEXUAL!
Sterling: Oh, me too...
Skip Winkley: Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?
Barney's Waiter: [wipes the side of his mouth seductively] Den-ZEL Washington.
Jeffrey: The guy at the gym.
Sterling: Yoko Ono.
[everyone looks at Sterling with a suprised look]
Sterling: To see the apartment!
Darius: I love the Nutcracker. You know when I was a kid I was always afraid of the dancing mice. Now I'm a cat.
Sterling: His therapist is ecstatic.
TV Reporter: So what happens after today's parade?
Sterling: Angelique is going to remove her penis!
Mrs. Marcangelo: It's coming *right* off!
Robert Lindley: I had a kid brother that fought close to a British outfit in Italy... the turning point of the war.
Sterling: So, that's how American history will record it?
Robert Lindley: What do you mean?
Sterling: Well, the actual turning point of the war was El Alamein.
Robert Lindley: Oh, you're quoting English history now.
[They both chuckle]
Robert Lindley: [Looking at two Germans in the train] I wonder how they'll handle it.
Sterling: Truthfully, I hope. Otherwise I'm wasting my valuable time. I'm in re-education. Seems pretty hopeless at times. I mean, what is more important than giving them the light to see?
Robert Lindley: Giving them something to eat?
Sterling: Your field?
Robert Lindley: I do sleight of hand. We're supposed to make 1,500 calories look like an eight-course meal - and prevent things like plague and starvation.
Perrot: What chance has a European got with an American around?
Robert Lindley: I'm afraid you overestimate us.
Perrot: Huh, not at all. How can we compete with your American charm, your chocolate...
Sterling: Your soap?
Perrot: Your cigarettes?
Robert Lindley: Well, it's more blessed to give than to receive.
Sterling: Only a Russian would be so distrustful as to arrive with a small platoon.
Lt. Maxim Kiroshilov: And only a Britisher would object.
Sterling: Oh, you speak English?
Lt. Maxim Kiroshilov: Comes and goes through Irish.
Robert Lindley: I know. We don't have any more German enemies, do we?
Sterling: No authorized ones, anyway.
Davina: So tell me, Sterling, what did you think of Davina when you first met her?
Sterling: Davina who? Ow! Oh, that Davina?
Sterling: Um, I pretty much thought she was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Sterling: I thought, "This girl belongs inside of a fairy tale."
Davina: And was it love at first sight?
Sterling: Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
Davina: You know, they say only a virgin can tame a unicorn.
Sterling: Sounds like maybe it could be the other way around.
Davina: What did you dream about?
Sterling: I don't dream.
Davina: What do you mean, you don't dream?
Sterling: I live my dreams.
Davina: Do you think we'll be happier when we get there?
Davina: Anywhere but here.
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