Stephanie Quotes in Tiger Heart (1996)

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Stephanie Quotes:

  • Stephanie: Hi.

    Eric: So, hows your uncle?

    Stephanie: On his way to a full recovery.

    Eric: And how are you doing?

    Stephanie: Just fine... Tiger.

    Eric: Tiger?

    Stephanie: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna call you from now on. Like, your nickname.

    Eric: Mm, so we're giving nicknames now, huh? Well, can I call you Schnookums?

    Stephanie: Schnookums? Sounds like an air freshener.

    [pause]

    Stephanie: Well, this has definitely been one of the most exciting summers I've ever had.

    Eric: Yeah. Wonder if it gets any better?

    Stephanie: You know it does.

  • Stephanie: Bug off, worm!

  • Dan Corrigan: Stevie, behave yourself or I'm going to give you the worst spanking of your life.

    Stephanie: I might even like that.

  • Stephanie: When's the last time you made it, Harry?

    Harry: Oh, I haven't had sex in a long time.

    Stephanie: Had? Or enjoyed?

    Harry: [Chuckling] What's the difference?

    Stephanie: You'll have to pay to find out.

  • Stephanie: Fuck face! You too!

    Miles Raymond: Me?

  • Stephanie: [to Jack as she is beating him with her motorcycle helmet] I hope you die!

    [stops beating Jack and looks at Miles]

    Stephanie: You too!

    Miles Raymond: Me?

  • Jack: [Stephanie pours Jack and Miles full glasses of sample wine] Oh, Stephanie, you bad girl.

    Stephanie: I know, I need to be spanked.

  • Stephanie: You're getting *married* on Saturday?

  • Carl Allen: Steph...! I can't... I'm so sorry.

    Stephanie: What are you saying?

    Carl Allen: ...I'm saying "no."

  • Stephanie: Griffin Constantine Keyes... Mm! The changes I've seen in you these past few weeks have been nothing short of remarkable. And I've been doing a little soul searching, and I did a mistake five years ago on that beach, and I wanna correct it. So...

    [pulls out an engagement ring]

    Stephanie: Will you...

    Griffin Keyes: Yeah, not gonna happen.

    Stephanie: What?

    Griffin Keyes: Come on, you had to see this coming. When we first started dating, you assumed I was gonna turn into the type of guy that you always dreamed about. But you know what? I don't like that guy. I don't like this job, I...

    [turns to Dave]

    Griffin Keyes: don't, bro, I'm sorry...

    Dave: It's not...

    Griffin Keyes: Yeah, this I love. But we'll always have this, you know? I love you, right?

    Dave: Yeah...

    Griffin Keyes: Okay, good.

    [turns back to Stephanie]

    Griffin Keyes: I don't like this suit. I don't like our Chintaki chairs...

    Stephanie: It's Chintoko.

    Griffin Keyes: Either one, I don't like them. I don't like the fact that I can't understand 90 percent of the stuff you talk about! But most of all... I hate who I have become.

  • [standing at the front door]

    Coop: It's Coop and Remer.

    Douglas "Swish" Reemer: We graduated with Britney.

    Dr. Kaiser: You graduated?

    Coop: Of course we graduated, cock - Beer?

    [in the house]

    Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Man this place looks like a Dockers commercial.

    Coop: Oh hey, Stef!

    Stephanie: Coop! Remer!

    Coop: You wanna beer?

    Stephanie: Oh, my God, you guys haven't changed since High School!

    Coop: Oh, cool.

    Stephanie: No, it isn't.

    Coop: Cock. Hey, Skidmark Steve, cool. You still hangin' out, playin' Nintendo?

    Skidmark Steve: Well, if you must know, I'm in my second year of med school and I'm training for the Summer Games. What are you two up to?

    Coop: Just hanging out. Playing Nintendo. Cock.

  • Stephanie: Is there something wrong with you?

    Dell: Probably, yeah.

  • Stéphanie: Why me?

    Stephane: Because everyone else is boring. And because you are different.You don't like me,Stèphanie.

  • Stéphanie: Distraction is an obstruction for the construction.

  • Stéphanie: Randomness is very difficult to achieve.

  • Stéphanie: Anarchy in the cellophane!

  • Stéphanie: Organization always merges back if you don't pay attention.

    Stephane: Death to organization.

  • Stephane: [Shows 3-D glasses ] You can see real life in 3-D

    Stéphanie: Isn't life already in 3-D?

    Stephane: Yeah but, come on.

  • Stéphanie: How's your head?

    Stephane: It's okay. It's not normal though...

    Stéphanie: It's never going to be.

  • Stephane: It's like touching your penis with your left hand.

    Stéphanie: I don't have a penis.

    Stephane: But you have a left hand.

  • Stéphanie: [to Stéphane] You have a serious problem of distorting reality. You could sleep with the entire planet and still feel rejected.

  • Stéphanie: Things'll turn out the way you want, if you could just stop doubting that I love you. Call me home. Next door.

  • Stéphanie: Why me?

    Stephane: [Stephane covering his face with the pillow] Because everyone else is boring. And because you're different.

  • Stéphanie: How's is your hand?

    Stephane: It started to smell like a foot.

    Stéphanie: Its a good sign.

  • [last lines]

    Stéphanie: Stéphane?

  • Stéphanie: I have big hands.

    Stephane: That means you have a large penis.

    Stephane: [embarrassed] ... That was inappropriate...

  • Stephane: [Zoe is dancing flirtaciously with Guy] Does she always dance like that?

    Stéphanie: Yeah.

    Stephane: I mean, is it always like that? Or just when shes been drinking?

    Stéphanie: Do you have a problem with it?

    Stephane: No, I just can't imagine how anyone would end up doing that with Guy.

  • Stephanie: Funny how whenever people hurt your feelings, they're always doing it for your own good.

  • Stephanie: Well... I am no sex goddess, but I haven't spent my life up on a tree.

  • Stephanie: I was married, when I was young.

    Dr. Julian Winston: Married? I had no idea!

    Stephanie: Neither did he!

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Where were you all night?

    Stephanie: It's all a blur, a beautiful blurry blur.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: I must say, it's grotesque. A woman your age, throwing yourself at a kid like that!

    Stephanie: And what about that eh, father-daughter thing of yours, if you don't think that's ridiculous...

    Dr. Julian Winston: Well, it's different for a man. If a man is with a younger woman it looks entirely appropriate, but when it's the other way around, it's disg...

    Stephanie: Well, you go to your church and I'll go to mine.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Stephanie?

    Stephanie: Doctor?

    Dr. Julian Winston: I think I'm going to kiss you.

    Stephanie: When will you know for sure?

    Dr. Julian Winston: [They kiss passionately] I plan to do this often.

    Stephanie: I'll make a note to remind you.

  • Harvey Greenfield: Drink up. It'll make me look better to you.

    Stephanie: There isn't that much wine in the world.

    Harvey Greenfield: To our love affair.

    [clinking glasses]

    Stephanie: God forbid.

  • Stephanie: [looking at the label on the bottle] Oh, I didn't know they made champagne in Idaho.

  • Toni Simmons: A man who lies cannot love.

    Stephanie: [about to close the door] That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie.

    Toni Simmons: [after Stephanie leaves] Dirty married bachelor!

  • [an Airline hostess from an Australian airline has phoned to ask if Dr Winston is free for a date that evening]

    Dr. Julian Winston: Tell her I'm grounded!

    Stephanie: [down the phone] I'm sorry, Miss, but Dr Winston doesn't do that kind of work any more.

  • [in the X-ray room, Julian reveals that he has hurt Mrs Durant - the first time he has caused a patient pain]

    Stephanie: Pity it wasn't Mr Greenfield!

  • Stephanie: Really, Mrs Durant. Your teeth are more important than your hair.

    Mrs. Durant: You really believe that, don't you. Sad.

  • Stephanie: Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments.

    Harvey Greenfield: I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.

    Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.

    [She exits]

  • Stephanie: [after putting the x-ray gun into place] Hold still, Señor Sánchez, or the basic woman is liable to x-ray your nose.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: Her name is Toni Simmons.

    Stephanie: Oh. I'm supposed to give you a message: She's alive.

  • Señor Sánchez: What shall we drink?

    Stephanie: Oh, let's have some of that crazy Idaho champagne.

  • Stephanie: How do you like children?

    Harvey Greenfield: Barbecued.

  • Stephanie: Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila?

    Dr. Julian Winston: [Looking slightly disgusted] Gin and tequila?

    Stephanie: Yes. They call it the 'Mexican *Measles*'

    Dr. Julian Winston: [Correcting her] 'Missile.'

    Stephanie: They tell me it prevents malaria.

  • [Julian has asked Stephanie if she would like to have a drink with him]

    Stephanie: Are you asking me to go out?

    Dr. Julian Winston: Why? Is there someone else in that closet?

  • Stephanie: No-one needs a reason to hate Harvey.

  • Dr. Julian Winston: It's just not practical to keep one in the city.

    Stephanie: A girl?

    Dr. Julian Winston: No, a CAR !

  • Stephanie: Julian is going to marry you. A lot of girls would leap at that sort of swindle.

  • Stephanie: Why did you choose this place?

    Harvey Greenfield: It's the new in-spot.

    Stephanie: I never heard of it.

    Harvey Greenfield: Nobody has, that's why it's so popular.

  • Stephanie: Know what your problem is, Shapiro? It's that you just have this really shitty way of looking at things, ya know? I don't have that problem. I just look at the dopeness. But you, it's like you just look at the wackness, ya know?

    Luke Shapiro: I do?

    Stephanie: All you have to do is look at me. And kiss me.

  • Luke Shapiro: Do me a favor, Steph?

    Stephanie: Huh?

    Luke Shapiro: Don't say nothin, ok? Just stand there til I leave. I wanna remember this. I've never done it before.

    Stephanie: Never done what?

    Luke Shapiro: Had my heart broken.

  • Stephanie: You're a virgin?

    Luke Shapiro: No. Naw. I just haven't officially had sex yet.

  • Dr. Squires: Don't touch my daughter.

    StephanieLuke Shapiro: Stepdaughter!

  • Stephanie: It doesn't matter.

    Luke Shapiro: Doesn't matter? Why not?

    Stephanie: Because how could anything possibly matter right now?

  • Stephanie: Hey gorgeous. Alright, so what are we going to do today, trim the ends, keep the length?

    Georgia: I want something radical. Sexy.

    Stephanie: Well I can do radical sexy. What's the special occasion?

    Georgia: I have a date.

    Stephanie: You have a date? Sweetie that is so great! Is he cute?

    Georgia: Yeah. He's interesting.

    Stephanie: Interesting. Is it love?

    Georgia: I'm not really looking to fall in love right now.

    Stephanie: Why not? There's nothing like your first love. Trust me.

    Georgia: I just want to see what it's like.

    Stephanie: What are we talking about here?

    Georgia: I gonna lose it.

    Stephanie: You wanna lose... it.

    Stephanie: Honey,that uh, thats, that is something serious, you know. I mean you only get one chance at your first time. It should be with someone you're crazy in love with you know 'cause you're gonna remember it the rest of your life. You should wait.

    Georgia: I don't really have a lot of time to wait.

  • Stephanie: Listen, I'm the queen of stupid, so one word: protection. You're gorgeous, I'm a genius.

  • Stephanie: Respect! I wrote a haiku about respect. And the moon!

  • John Kent: [Last words] Where ya goin'?

    Stephanie: Down!

    John Kent: Now, why?

    Stephanie: Because I pushed the button.

    John Kent: But I want to talk to you.

    Stephanie: That's what you're doing!

    John Kent: I'd just like to tell you I love you. Je vous adore. Je vous aime.

    Stephanie: Je t'aime!

    John Kent: What does that mean?

    Stephanie: I love you.

    John Kent: Gee, that's swell.

  • John Kent: I didn't really mean that about a dumb foreigner.

    Stephanie: I forgive you.

    John Kent: Gee, that's swell.

  • John Kent: You speak English beautifully.

    Stephanie: Long ago I went to school in England.

    John Kent: Did you like it?

    Stephanie: Oh, yes. I like the English. And the Americans, too!

    John Kent: Gee, that's swell. I'm an American!

    Stephanie: Gee, that's swe - , I mean, I thought so.

  • Stephanie: I'm afraid she intends to start her screaming.

    Roberta: If she does, stick a pin in her.

    Stephanie: I'd rather use an ice pick!

  • Roberta: Where is Scharwenka?

    Stephanie: On his neck!

    Roberta: Oh, I see. Does he like it?

    Stephanie: Not particularly. But, I don't hear him shouting for help!

  • Roberta: Scharwenka! Do you think she'd do something for my nephew if he asked her?

    Stephanie: I don't think he'll even have to ask her.

  • Stephanie: Maybe we could be partners!

    John Kent: No, no. You like it, you take it, Stephanie. I've got a football team to coach.

  • Sophie Teale: If I weren't going out with Johnny, I wouldn't be so particular. But, I'm sure he'll want me to have something that expresses my personality.

    Stephanie: Suppose we have Johnny come in and help you select something? He knows so much more about your personality than I do.

    Sophie Teale: Oh, no, no, please. I want to surprise him. You know, he's really just a little boy, in spite of his man-of-the-world exterior.

    Stephanie: Yes, I've suspected that.

  • Huckleberry Haines: Is Miss Teale's personality in there?

    Stephanie: Yes, right in there.

    Huckleberry Haines: I'll go and torment her for awhile.

  • Stephanie: Here's a gown that might please you, Miss Teale. This gown has both chic and good breeding.

    Sophie Teale: I'm more interested in the chic. I can supply the breeding myself.

  • Stephanie: What is it?

    Prince Ladislaw: You are going to sing for us.

    Stephanie: Oh, am I?

    Prince Ladislaw: Yes.

    Stephanie: All right.

    [singing]

    Stephanie: They ask me how I knew, My true love was true, I of course replied, Something here inside, Cannot be denied. They said, Someday you'll find, All who love are blind, When your heart's on fire, You must realize, Smoke gets in your eyes...

  • Stephanie: It's nice of you to join us.

    John Kent: Now, don't try and high hat me just because you happen to be with a broken-down prince.

  • Stephanie: [singing] I gaily laughed, To think they could doubt my love, Yet today my love has flown away, I am without my love. Now laughing friends deride, Tears I cannot hide, Sooooooooooooooo I smile and say, When a lovely flame dies, Smoke gets in your -

    [breaks down crying]

  • Stephanie: Who's been running the business?

    Lizzie Gatz alias Countess Scharwenka: Did you say running or ruining?

  • Huckleberry Haines: People in love are always quarreling with each other. Now, you take Liz and myself, for instance.

    Lizzie Gatz alias Countess Scharwenka: Liz? Who is this Liz?

    Huckleberry Haines: Oh, a little country girl from back home that I'm thinking of marrying. You know, big feet, dumb, simple, oh, very simple.

    Stephanie: Well the simple and the dumb ones make the best wives sometimes.

  • Lizzie Gatz alias Countess Scharwenka: The fashion show next week will be a colossal flop!

    Huckleberry Haines: Maybe we should call off the fashion show.

    Lizzie Gatz alias Countess Scharwenka: Oh, I think so.

    Stephanie: We might better put on a good one!

    Huckleberry Haines: Now, you're talking, Stephanie! We'll put on a better than good one and we'll give them some entertainment, too.

    Lizzie Gatz alias Countess Scharwenka: How about your band?

    Huckleberry Haines: That's a great idea! We'll bring over my band...

    Stephanie: A musical fashion show!

    Huckleberry Haines: Yeah, that's it!

    Lizzie Gatz alias Countess Scharwenka: Marvelous!

  • Stephanie: [singing] Lovely to look at, Delightful to know and heaven to kiss. A combination like this, Is quite my most impossible scheme come true, Imagine finding a dream like you! You're lovely to look at, It's thrilling to hold you terribly tight. For we're together, the moon is new, And oh, it's lovely to look at you tonight!

    Wabash Indianians Band: [singing] You're lovely to look at...

  • Stephanie: You totally love him. You want to wreck the wedding and steal him for yourself. You are so Julia Roberts in "My Best Friend's Wedding" right now.

  • Stephanie: Grammy Ho was right again. "The gays, they make too much big crazy."

  • Georges Flammarion: The ground has just opened under our feet.

    Eve Peabody: Well... and me all set to jump for that tub of butter.

    Georges Flammarion: We've landed in something, all right, but it's not butter.

    Eve Peabody: Here they come.

    Georges Flammarion: I'll stand by you as best I can.

    Helene Flammarion: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have a word, please. I want to tell you something which I think will both interest and amuse you. Under our roof tonight, we have, as a guest, a person claiming one of the oldest names in the Almanach de Gotha.

    [Crowd mutters]

    Helene Flammarion: I don't know how many of you are familiar with the Hungarian aristocracy, but let me assure you that in all middle Europe there is no family...

    Servant: Baron Tibor Czerny.

    [Crowd gasps and mutters loudly]

    Stephanie: Well.

  • Stephanie: Before we go any further, I'd like your attention one moment more. Is there anybody in this room named... Eve Peabody? No? Well, does anyone here know a Miss Eve Peabody? Well, I won't trouble the rest of you any further. Now, my dear, Chopin's 11th Prelude.

    Prince Potopienko: It is the 12th and it is an Etude!

    [Shrugs shoulders]

    Prince Potopienko: Huh!

  • Roger: That's la conga.

    Stephanie: La conga. Come on, everybody do la conga.

  • Georges Flammarion: [Guests are filing out of Stephanie's musical soiree] Did you ever find that "Eve Peabody"?

    Stephanie: Finally. I had her thrown out. She was a *horrible* old woman. Roger found her in the powder room. Imagine! You know, she claimed to be the Archduchess of Mendola.

  • Stephanie: [In Simone's hat shop] Oh, dear! If ever a woman needed a new hat, it is I. I'm being SUED - for fifty thousand francs.

    Helene Flammarion: [Shocked] No!

    Simone: By whom?

    Stephanie: By the Archduchess of Mendola. You know that creature I had thrown out last night? And I thought it was that "Eve Peabody"? Ha! It really WAS the Archduchess of Mendola.

  • Nicky: Who was Hitler's favorite reindeer?

    Stephanie: Blitzen.

  • Nicky: My dad has OCD.

    Stephanie: What's that stand for again?

    Nicky: Obsessive Christmas Disorder.

  • Stephanie: [in Hindi, to Rohit's Parents] Listen up. Brother Pig-head. Goddamn You! Your son is a first class Ass. Son-of-a-gun. Does not know the meaning of love. Go To Hell, all of you.

  • Stephanie: [on her cellphone, trying to locate Ellie] So it's me, uhm, where are you? I'm at the cow place now.

    [looking around for her friend]

    Stephanie: Uhm, so call me. Bye.

    [starts pushing her bicycle, looking vaguely worried, as car approaches]

    Michael: [driver in car] Hey!

    Stephanie: Hi.

    Michael: Where's your friend?

    Stephanie: Coming.

    Michael: Yeah?

    Stephanie: Yeah.

    [continues pushing bicycle, looks back at him]

    Stephanie: Any minute now.

    [remembers]

    Stephanie: Oh, hey, thanks for your help last night with that guy. He was a real creep.

    Michael: Yeah, he was.

    Stephanie: You know what?

    [checks her cellphone for word from her missing friend]

    Stephanie: Probably got a flat or something. I'd better go, but see you around, uh...?

    Michael: Michael.

    Stephanie: [nods] Stephanie.

    [pushing her bicycle, about to leave]

    Michael: Hey, where are you going? I'll give you a lift.

    Stephanie: [looking back] No, I'm okay, thanks though.

  • Stephanie: Me and Greg are having problems.

    B. Rabbit: He found out about the eviction?

    Stephanie: No.

    B. Rabbit: The settlement check aint coming?

    Stephanie: No, it's comin' it's comin'... it's our sex life.

    B. Rabbit: [disgusted] Mom, I don't wanna hear this shit.

    Stephanie: I mean it's good, it's real good. He just doesn't like to...

    B. Rabbit: [interupting] Mom, I don't wanna hear this.

    Stephanie: Greg won't go down on me.

    B. Rabbit: [more disgusted] Mom!

    [Shuts the bathroom door in her face]

  • Stephanie: I gave 'im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit.

  • Stephanie: Did you mean what you said about doing that demo with Wink?

    Jimmy Smith Jr: Naw... imma do it on my own.

    Stephanie: You know, Rabbit? I think that's the best way.

  • Stephanie: Rabbit, If you gonna live here, you have to get along wit Greg.

    Jimmy Smith Jr: He started it.

    Stephanie: You can't fuck this up for me baby, you just can't.

    Jimmy Smith Jr: Whatever.

  • Stephanie: What are you doing with your life THAT'S SO GREAT, Rabbit?

  • Tony Manero: You know, you and I got the same last initial.

    Stephanie: [sarcastically] Wow. Does that mean when we get married I won't have to change the monogram on my luggage?

  • Bobby C.: I have a friend. He's a very good friend, and he got a girl pregnant. And I wanted to know: if you had to make a choice between getting an abortion and having to get married, what would you do?

    Stephanie: Well, who would I have to marry?

    Bobby C.: You'd have to marry me.

    Stephanie: I think I'd get an abortion.

  • Stephanie: You know all about the bridge, don't you?

    Tony Manero: I know everything about that bridge.

    Tony Manero: Know what else? There's a guy buried in the cement

    Stephanie: Really?

    Tony Manero: Know how it happened? While they were working on it, pouring the cement, he slipped off on the upper part of the bridge and, you know, fell in... Dumb fuck.

  • Stephanie: Nice move. Did you make that up?

    Tony Manero: Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.

  • Tony Manero: Why are you such a cocktease?

    Stephanie: Don't you call me no goddamned cocktease!

  • Joey: You had coffee with Joe Namath?

    Stephanie: Yeah! He asked me what it was like to be 21, and I told him I didn't know, 'cause I was just twenty.

    Joey: Then what?

    Stephanie: That's all.

    Tony Manero: [with his mouth full] Ain't that enough?

    Joey: Hey, don't you never chew, Tony? Don't you never chew?

    Tony Manero: [annoyed] Hey, when my mother dies, I'll give you the job, all right?

  • [Tony is in Stephanie's apartment]

    Stephanie: It's the first time I've ever let a known rapist in my apartment.

  • Stephanie: I'm sick of guys who ain't got their shit together!

    Tony Manero: Well, all ya need is a salad bowl, and a potato masher,

    [he mimics stirring in a bowl]

    Tony Manero: and you got your shit together!

  • Alain van Versch: [Talking to Stéphanie on the phone] What are you doing?

    Stéphanie: At this moment? In life? Or in general?

    Alain van Versch: I wanted to say that...

    Stéphanie: I'm not asking for anything. I'm hanging up. I'll call you to ask about Sam. Give him a kiss?

    Alain van Versch: Don't hang up! Don't hang up!

    Stéphanie: I won't hang up.

    Alain van Versch: For three hours... he was in a coma. For three hours, he was dead. I was scared of losing him. Don't leave me!

    Stéphanie: I won't leave you!

    Alain van Versch: I love you.

  • Stéphanie: What have you done with my legs?

  • Alain van Versch: Is that you in the photos with the orcas?

    Stéphanie: Yes.

    Alain van Versch: Is it your job?

    Stéphanie: Yes.

    Alain van Versch: I'd never have imagined!

    Stéphanie: Why? Can't a whore train orcas?

  • Alain van Versch: Do you want to fuck?

    Stéphanie: Huh?

    Alain van Versch: You want to know if it still works? So, let's fuck!

    Stéphanie: Just like that?

    Alain van Versch: Yeah!

    Stéphanie: I don't know if I can do it just like that.

    Alain van Versch: When you feel like it, tell me.

  • Alain van Versch: You don't dress like that just to dance.

    Stéphanie: How am I dressed?

    Alain van Versch: I don't know... Look!

    Stéphanie: Yeah? So what?

    Alain van Versch: You're dressed like... a whore.

    Stéphanie: Excuse me?

    Alain van Versch: Are you dressed like what?

    Stéphanie: That's enough.

    Alain van Versch: It's no surprise that the guys...

    Stéphanie: Shut up.

  • Alain van Versch: [after having sex with Stéphanie for the first time] Was it good? It still works?

    Stéphanie: Yes. No... I don't know... It's different. It's hard to say after just one...

    Alain van Versch: Yeah but I can't now. I have to go.

    Stéphanie: That's not what I meant. It's new, so...

    Alain van Versch: Was it good or not?

    Stéphanie: Yes, it was good.

    Alain van Versch: Well, when you feel like it, call me. If I'm OP, I'll come.

    Stéphanie: What does that mean, 'OP'?

    Alain van Versch: Operational. When I'm available, when I can.

    Stéphanie: When you're OP, we...

    Alain van Versch: Yes.

    Alain van Versch: What?

    Stéphanie: Nothing, it's great.

  • Alain van Versch: What's up, Robocop?

    Stéphanie: This is a circus!

  • Stephanie: What would you say the limit to what you could show in movies these days is?

    Guido Contini: What would you like to see that I haven't already shown you?

  • Stephanie: [over the public address] Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to interrupt, but we've got a first to report. It seems our aircraft is big enough to lose a child in. Her name is Julia Pratt, six years old, she is wearing a navy blue jumper. If she's anywhere near you or perhaps playing with one of your kids, please press the call button now. We've got an anxious mom up here. Thank you.

  • Stephanie: [after opening the avionics hatch] This is really silly.

    Captain Rich: This is procedure.

    Stephanie: Captain.

    [Fiona hands her a flashlight]

    Stephanie: Thanks.

  • Stephanie: Stand up.

    Lane: I want to kill myself.

    Stephanie: Don't say that.

    Lane: I have no reason to get up tomorrow.

    Stephanie: Well then, you're just going to have to make up a reason.

  • Stephanie: Love is music and love is poetry!

  • Stephanie: [referring to Death] Do you think he'll surely come?

    Duke Lambert: Oh yes... I think he'll come back and say goodbye to his... friends.

  • Willy/Milly: This is a guy's thing!

    Stephanie: It's not your thing!

    Willy/Milly: Yes it is!

    Stephanie: Well, if it's *your* thing, it's not a *guy's* thing!

  • Stephanie: Remember, we are building towards whole expressions here. Expressions ending in...

    [holds up a sign with the word "IT!"]

    Willy: It... um... pull it... beat it... screw it... eat it... suck it... and sit on it!

    Stephanie: Very good!

    Willy: Thank you.

  • Stephanie: [Ashey lies awake in bed in the dark, staring down at her imaginary friend, Stephanie, who is standing next to a painting of Bughuul's face attacked to a tree with four bodies dangling down from the branches] Shhhhh!

  • Stephanie: When are you gonna tell Josh's mother what happened?

    Paxton: I'm not.

    Stephanie: She still thinks her son is in Europe.

    Paxton: What the fuck am I supposed to tell her? She'll go straight to the police.

    Stephanie: Yeah, exactly. Someone should.

    Paxton: No, no one should. You don't get it. These people are tied into everyone. Someone starts asking questions, they're gonna come after me and find me.

  • [Sam and Stephanie walk into an Old Wild West while touring around on their honeymoon]

    Ol' Minor Fortune Teller: [the Ol' Minor fortune teller machine begins talking to them] Believe it or not, this Ol' Minor here can see your future. Got some money? I'll tell you all about it!

    Sam: Got some money?

    Stephanie: I don't.

    Sam: How much does it cost to tell your future?

    Stephanie: I think it costs a dollar. But remember the movie Big?

    Sam: Are you afraid of your future? Hold on, let me see if I've got a dollar.

    [the camera cuts to Stephanie putting in a dollar and Ol' Minor begins talking again]

    Ol' Minor Fortune Teller: Hey there, feller. This here's Pappy, and it must be your lucky day 'cause I have some words of wisdom just for you. Listen up, now, you hear? A closed mouth gathers no foot! Yep, yep. That's right. It's a whole lot better to say just a little bit than to say too much and wish you hadn't. You know what I'm saying? Now, don't you be a stranger. I got lots more to say to you.

    Stephanie: [a fortune card pops out] Oh, here we go. Okay, ready?

    Sam: Yeah.

    Stephanie: [reads from the card] A new turn of events will soon come about. A happy reunion...

    [the Ol' Minor machine begins talking again when Stephanie moves away continuing to read]

    Stephanie: A happy reunion... a happy reunion with a loved one will make life all that you ever wanted it or dreamed it to be. You have a very trusting nature and are easily taken in by so-called friends. Do not be so anxious to do favors unto others, as there is one who is just waiting to take advantage of your good nature. A new turn of events will soon come about.

    [stops reading]

    Stephanie: Happy reunion with a loved one. That's great. I'm gonna keep that forever.

    [Stephanie puts the card in her shirt pocket]

  • [Stephanie begins recording their second honeymoon video]

    Stephanie: Oh. Um... Okay. Hi. This is... Uh... We're going on a road trip. Sam and I are going on a road trip, and I'm gonna be recording our momentos, our memories. Um... First memory is Sam already pulling over to go to the bathroom. But this is what we're going be looking at for a long time, nothingness. Cars.

  • [Sam talks to Stephanie who's recording, about the strange girl that came to their hotel bedroom door]

    Stephanie: Sam? Sam?

    Sam: What?

    Stephanie: Will you come out here and tell me what happened?

    Sam: Huh?

    Stephanie: Will you come out here and tell me what happened?

    Sam: What happened just now? Um... Well, somebody knocked on our door and I answered it, and it was a girl - well, I don't know. She was like, young, but not - not, like, a girl-girl. Like, maybe a college-age girl. And... She asked if we could give her a ride... like, tomorrow.

    Stephanie: Where?

    Sam: I don't know, it didn't get that far. It was, like, really creepy.

    Stephanie: That's so weird.

    Sam: You know, it is really weird. My only guess is that she must be just going door to door and asking everybody, but why wouldn't you, like, wait for people to be getting into their cars tomorrow to ask for a ride? It's, like, really...

    Stephanie: Maybe it's an emergency.

    Sam: It didn't seem like an emergency. And also, she's, like, not - she wasn't physically intimidating, but I got instantly... nervous. There's something really scary, about her, even though I wasn't, like, afraid she was gonna hurt me, but she was just, like, weird.

  • [Sam questions Stephanie about taking money from him]

    Sam: Did you take money out of my wallet?

    Stephanie: No.

    Sam: Yeah, you did.

    Stephanie: [laughing] No, I didn't.

    Sam: Well, you must have because I had $100 in here...

    Stephanie: When would I do that?

    Sam: ...And now I have zero dollars in here.

    Stephanie: Well, I didn't. So maybe you didn't actually have that money.

    Sam: What'd you buy?

    Stephanie: [raises her voice as Sam quietly stares at her] I didn't buy anything! I have my own money. I don't need to take your money.

    [pause]

    Stephanie: Are you serious?

    Sam: Did you...?

    Stephanie: [Stephanie laughs while Sam smiles] What do you think I did?

    Sam: Well, I don't know...

    Stephanie: I've been with you...

    Sam: ...Because the money's not here.

    Stephanie: ...This whole time.

    Stephanie: I've been with you this whole time. I have no idea what you could be possibly imagining right now.

    Sam: [clears throat] Well, it wouldn't be the first time... I guess you decided to treat yourself.

    [recording ends]

  • Stephanie: It's like living with Ward Cleaver

  • Wendy Flemming: [in tears] Stephanie, something's wrong with me and I don't know what it is. I've been having these awful nightmares, these headaches, the hair, it's driving me up the wall.

    Stephanie: Have some coffee.

  • Stephanie: I am never leaving my house again. I can tell you that right now. I'm telling my parents next time I wanna go do something, you say 'No. Go to your room.'

  • Paul: Listen, lady, I'm not kidding. You're gonna tell me what's going on around here.

    Stephanie: Stop teasing, Paul.

    Paul: You'd better start talking.

    Stephanie (dry and sarcastically): Don't Paul, you're scaring me.

  • Stéphanie: This. This is just a plane, OK? And we play tennis. Nous, on joue au tennis. Et qu'est-ce qu'un avion, qu'est-ce qu'un putain d'avion en aurait à faire, de gens qui jouent au tennis? Rien! Nothing. We are tennis people. And this. This. Is. Roland. Garros.

  • [last lines]

    Stephanie: Tommy! Tommy!

    Tommy Riley: Gotta go.

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