Stef Quotes in The Goonies (1985)


Stef Quotes:

  • Stef: Brand, God put that rock there for a purpose... and, um... I'm not so sure you should, um... move it...

  • Stef: Data where are you going?

    Data: I'm setting booty traps.

    Stef: You mean booby traps?

    Data: THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys!

  • Stef: You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.

    Mouth: Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.

  • Mouth: [examining coins in the well] President Lincoln... George Washington... Martin Sheen...

    Stef: Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot!

    Mouth: Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once.

  • Mikey: Let's...

    Andy: -get out of...

    Richard 'Data' Wang: -here!

    Stef: Like now!

  • [Brand and Andy are about to kiss after falling down]

    Chunk: Shame, shame!

    Data: I know your name!

    Mouth: Come on, Brand! Slip her the tongue!

    Stef: Oh, that's disgusting. Now I can't even look.

  • [the Goonies are collecting coins from a wishing well]

    Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.

    Data: Why?

    Mikey: Why?

    Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.

    Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.

  • Stef: [Andy has accidentally kissed Mikey] OK, you kissed. Now tell.

    Andy: There's something weird.

    Stef: What? What is it?

    Andy: Does Brand wear braces?

    Andy: [Stef bursts into laughter] Why are you laughing? Stef, it was beautiful.

    Stef: Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience.

  • Andy: [Watching Brand] Brand is being so sweet to me.

    Stef: Oh come on, come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!

  • Stef: This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.

  • Mouth: You know, I just want to say thank you. For offering to save my life.

    Stef: Wow! Thank you it's a real moment. You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.

    Mouth: Yeah and your looks kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.

  • Stef: [to her parents] I lost my glasses.

    Andy: [to her parents] Can I take piano lessons?

  • Stef: [Seeing a cannon ball rolling around a track] What the hell is that?

    Mikey: It's another one of Willy's tricks. Get out of the way!

  • Stef: [they hear a deep growling sound coming from behind a large, metal door] ... Chunk, I hope that was your stomach.

    Mikey: No. That's the 'It.'

    Chunk: Sounds like Kong.

  • Stef: Look, I know you think you know Frank pretty well, but there's probably a few things you're not gonna wanna hear.

    Laurel Pearson: Like that he came back to Buffalo to kill Edward O'Leary so he could stop him and the rest of the Irish from getting into bed with some Chinese sugar daddy and wiping your family off the map? Oh, and he's a really big drunk.

    Stef: [pauses] Wow. He's really opening up.

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