State Supervisor Quotes in Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)

Ernest P. Worrell: My motto is, "I never met a bad kid."

State Supervisor: Then let me introduce you to some. These misfits were selected by their ward leaders as most in need of help.

[they step over to the boys]

State Supervisor: This here's the ringleader, Bobby Wayne. He's been in and out of institutions like this since he was eleven.

Bobby Wayne: Since I was nine.

State Supervisor: And this here's Crutchfield. Twelve years old and already a master thief.

Crutchfield: [Hands back Ernest's wallet] It's like a... gift or something.

Ernest P. Worrell: Well, thanks

[takes the wallet]

State Supervisor: And here's Danny Simpson. He comes from a long line of troublemakers.

Danny: It's a family tradition. I've got a reputation to uphold.

State Supervisor: And the Albert Eeeeiiinstein of this institution, Chip Ooooozgood.

Chip Ozgood: [Says nothing]

State Supervisor: [Shakes her head] Butch Too Cool Vargas.

Butch 'Bubba' Vargas: [Says nothing, looks at her contemptuously]