Star Quotes in Balto (1995)

Star: They should build a statue of him!

Kaltag: You said it!

Star: I did?

Star: You crack me up!

[laughs, then gets bonked on the head by Kaltag]

Star: Alright! Good catch, Balto.

Star: He's no lap dog!

Star: What's with Steele? All Balto wants to do is help!

Nikki: [the box of serum has fallen from the tipped sled] Hey, that stuff is fragile.

Star: What's with Steele? All Balto wants to do is help!

Star: Hey, what's wolf for 'Go chase your tail'?

Nikki: [about Steele] Congratulations, there, boss, there. It was a pleasure runnin' behind you's. 'Course the view got monotonous.

Kaltag: You're the most amazing, the most exalted, the most pre-eminent, the most top drawn.

Star: You won!

Steele: Didn't make the team, Bingo?

Balto: My name's Balto.

Steele: I'm sorry, Balto. Balto half-breed.

Star: [menacingly] Ha ha ha!

Star: Way to go, Balto!

Nikki: Half wolf in the side pocket there!

[laughs]

Kaltag: He's the most dead center...

Nikki: Yeah!

Kaltag: The most on-target, the most down the middle...

[gets interrupted by Star]

Star: You hit him!

Nikki: [about Steele] That son of a...

[gets interrupted by Kaltag]

Kaltag: He's the most malicious, the most disgusting, the most obnoxious, the most revolting, the most repulsive, the most...

[gets interrupted by Star]

Star: He's no lap dog!

[laughs nervously, then bonks himself on the head]

Nikki: Good wordplay there, boss!

Kaltag: You are the wittiest, you are the drollest, the cleverest, the sharpest, you are the most hilariousest!

Star: You crack me up!

[laughs, then gets bonked on the head by Kaltag]

Star: Whoopee!

[falls down dizzily]

Steele: Hey goose, you a half-breed too, huh? Part turkey?

Nikki: Good wordplay there, boss!

Kaltag: You are the wittiest, you are the drollest, the cleverest, the sharpest, you are the most hilariousest!

Star: You crack me up! Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!

[gets bonked on the head by Kaltag]

Star: Ha, ha ha ha ha! Whoopee!

[falls down dizzily]

Balto: Steele, just leave him out of this.

Nikki: [in the background] Woah-hoah-hoah! Oh yeah.

Steele: Oh, Balto.

[slaps Balto twice with his tail as he turns]

Steele: I've got a message for your mother.

[walks over to Nikki, Kaltag, and Star]

Steele: RAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star laugh, then howl with Steele]

Steele: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, Star: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Balto: RRRRRRRRRRR.

Kaltag: Hey, Balto! Translate this for me, will ya? Yeah, yeah!

[howls]

Star: Hey, what's wolf for 'Go chase your tail'?

Balto: RRRRRRR.

[Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, and Star see Balto approaching them, growling; they stop howling]

Steele: Get him.

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star start barking]

Steele: Get out of here, wolfdog. You better get back to your own pack!

[spits on Balto]

Boris: Maybe we go now, huh? Now!

[Steele and the others turn around and kick snow at Balto as Boris pushes him away]

Steele: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kaltag: I think that Balto's friend has got his feathers ruffled.

Star: [says something barely understandable] Goose! I get it! Ah ha ha ha!

Steele: [kicks a stone at Balto, knocking him into a pile of junk]

Nikki: Half wolf in the side pocket there!

[laughs]

Kaltag: He's the most dead center...

Nikki: Yeah!

Kaltag: The most on-target, the most down the middle...

[gets interrupted by Star]

Star: He hit him!

Sled dog: [about the unconscious musher] Looks like he's hurt bad, Steele.

Star: Wh-what do we do now, Steele?

Star: Steele, we're going in circles...

Steele: What?

Star: Ha ha ha! Circles is a good thing. They're, uh... circular.

Steele: Hey goose, you a half-breed too, huh? Part turkey?

Nikki: Good wordplay there, boss!

Kaltag: You are the wittiest, you are the drollest, the cleverest, the sharpest, you are the most hilariousest!

Star: You crack me up! Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!

[gets bonked on the head by Kaltag]

Star: Ha, ha ha ha ha! Whoopee!

[falls down dizzily]

Balto: Steele, just leave him out of this.

Nikki: [in the background] Woah-hoah-hoah! Oh yeah.

Steele: Oh, Balto.

[slaps Balto twice with his tail as he turns]

Steele: I've got a message for your mother.

[walks over to Nikki, Kaltag, and Star]

Steele: RAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star laugh, then howl with Steele]

Steele: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, Star: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Balto: RRRRRRRRRRR.

Kaltag: Hey, Balto! Translate this for me, will ya? Yeah, yeah!

[howls]

Star: Hey, what's wolf for 'Go chase your tail'?

Balto: RRRRRRR.

[Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, and Star see Balto approaching them, growling; they stop howling]

Steele: Get him.

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star start barking]

Steele: Get out of here, wolfdog. You better get back to your own pack!

[spits on Balto]

Boris: Maybe we go now, huh? Now!

[Steele and the others turn around and kick snow at Balto as Boris pushes him away]

Steele: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kaltag: I think that Balto's friend has got his feathers ruffled.

Star: Feathers! Goose! I get it! Ah ha ha ha!

Steele: [kicks a stone at Balto, knocking him into a pile of junk]

Nikki: Half wolf in the side pocket there!

[laughs]

Kaltag: He's the most dead center...

Nikki: Yeah!

Kaltag: The most on-target, the most down the middle...

[gets interrupted by Star]

Star: He hit him!

Star: [in disbelief; sees Balto sliding down the icy hill] Balto?

Kaltag: Balto! How did you find us?

Balto: Is anyone hurt?

Steele: Everyone

[pause]

Steele: is

[pause]

Steele: fine.

Star: Yeah, but our musher hit his head. He didn't get up.

Nikki: And he's not moving.

Balto: Alright. Follow me. I can lead you home.

Steele: We don't need your help.

Star: Maybe we should listen to Balto.

[Steele glares at Star; Star cringes and shuts his mouth]

Nikki: Well... how would you's get us home?

Balto: I marked the trail. Like this.

[scratches a tree; Steele knocks it down]

Steele: *I'll* get us back. *I'm* the lead dog! *I'm* in charge!

Balto: Then let me just take back the medicine. The children are getting sicker.

[looks at the crate on the sled]

Steele: Touch that box, and I'll tear you apart.

Balto: Steele! I'm not leaving without that medicine.

[holding his ground; tries to help with the medicine]

Steele: Who do you think you are?

Balto: Since when do you need a pedigree to help someone?

[pause]

Balto: Let me help you.

Steele: [minutes later, as Steele watches Balto and the team head toward Nome] Go ahead wolf-dog! You'll never get home! I'll make sure of that!

Star: [Balto has stopped, and is looking at the marked trees; he detects Steele's scent on some of them] Which way, Balto? Which way?

Balto: [looks around desperately] Uh, this way.

[continues leading the team through the forest; sees Steele's scratch-marks on every tree]

Balto: No, it can't be!

Kaltag: Why are you taking us in circles?

Balto: I'm not! I mean... I don't know!

[gesturing toward the marked trees]

Balto: It's Steele!

Nikki: [referring to Steele] Maybe we was better off with him.

Balto: No! Come on! Mush!

[starts running, going a little too fast]

Star: Balto! Slow down! Please!

Star: [yelling, struggling to be heard over the howling wind] Steele! Maybe we should go back! We're lost!

Steele: [in Star's face] I am not lost!

Star: [stammering] Lost? Did I say lost? You didn't let me finish. See, what I wanted to say...

[Steele cuts him off]

Steele: [looks around, then finally chooses a direction and starts walking] It's... this way! Come on!

Kaltag: [about Balto] He has the most endurance, the most fidelity, the most intelligence...

Star: They should build a statue of him!

Kaltag: [Star flinches, thinking he'll be hit again] *You* said it!

Star: I did?

Steele: Hey goose, you a half-breed too, huh? Part turkey?

Nikki: Good wordplay there, boss!

Kaltag: You are the wittiest, you are the drollest, the cleverest, the sharpest, you are the most hilariousest!

Star: You crack me up! Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha!

[gets bonked on the head by Kaltag]

Star: Ha, ha ha ha ha! Whoopee!

[falls down dizzily]

Balto: Steele, just leave him out of this.

Nikki: [in the background] Woah-hoah-hoah! Oh yeah.

Steele: Oh, Balto.

[slaps Balto twice with his tail as he turns]

Steele: I've got a message for your mother.

[walks over to Nikki, Kaltag, and Star]

Steele: RAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star laugh, then howl with Steele]

Steele: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, Star: ARRROOOOOOOO!

Balto: RRRRRRRRRRR.

Kaltag: Hey, Balto! Translate this for me, will ya? Yeah, yeah!

[howls]

Star: Hey, what's wolf for 'Go chase your tail'?

Balto: RRRRRRR.

[Steele, Nikki, Kaltag, and Star see Balto approaching them, growling; they stop howling]

Steele: Get him.

[Nikki, Kaltag, and Star start barking]

Steele: Get out of here, wolfdog. You better get back to your own pack!

[spits on Balto]

Boris: Maybe it's just fear talking, but I am seeing wisdom in this advice. Maybe we go now, huh? Now!

[Steele and the others turn around and kick snow at Balto as Boris pushes him away]

Steele: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kaltag: I think that Balto's friend has got his feathers ruffled.

Star: Feathers! Goose! I get it! Ah ha ha ha!

Steele: [kicks a stone at Balto, knocking him into a pile of junk]

Nikki: Half wolf in the side pocket there!

[laughs]

Kaltag: He's the most dead center...

Nikki: Yeah!

Kaltag: The most on-target, the most down the middle...

[gets interrupted by Star]

Star: He hit him!

Star: [after Max is killed] It's over. It's over.

Laddie: [Runs down the stairs] Star! Star!

Star: Laddie!

[They hug]

Michael Emerson: What's happening to me, Star?

Star: Oh, Michael. Michael, I can't tell you. I don't know how to help you.

Michael Emerson: What's happening?

Star: [whispers] I can't.

Veda: Who's that?

Star: I don't know. They keep hangin' up.

Veda: Star 69 them.

Star: Excuse me, I am not a hoe.

Star: You look like a guy I was in the navy with. He wouldn't bathe, so we had to pee in his bed to get him discharged.

Albuquerque: See, what happened is, he made a million dollars on a fly swatter, because it had a red dot in the center.

Star: Fly swatter?

Albuquerque: That's right. Just a red dot. He was sittin' in the buffet, he was eatin', and he saw a woman and she was swattin' flies. And, uh, she... Uh, he said, "What makes the difference in fly swatters?" 'Cause it has to do with the industrial revolution.

Albuquerque: Well, I know it sounds arrogant, but I'm on my way to town, if I ever make it, to become a country-western singer or star.

Kenny Fraiser: Yeah? What are you gonna do if you don't?

Albuquerque: If I don't? I don't kn... Oh, I could always go into sales.

Kenny Fraiser: Like ladies' clothes? Like what you're wearing?

Albuquerque: No... I don't know. Well, I know all about trucks, so I'd go into trucking, I guess.

Kenny Fraiser: You're kidding me.

Albuquerque: No, I'm not kiddin' you. I'm in a truck enough. And I know how to fix motors and all that.

Kenny Fraiser: Nobody'd buy trucks from a girl.

Albuquerque: I been fixin' motors a long time. They'd buy 'em from me 'cause I know all about motors. Why do you say that? See, what's happenin' is, if I can't sell trucks and I can't go...

Kenny Fraiser: Nobody'd buy a truck from a girl.

Albuquerque: [Spots her husband's truck] I knew this was gonna happen. Don't say you saw me.

[Runs off]

Star: Hey, you haven't seen my wife, have ya? She's sort of ordinary-lookin'.

Kenny Fraiser: Uh-uh. Are you going into town?

Star: You're not one of them country singers, are ya?

Kenny Fraiser: No. Can you give me a ride?

Star: All right, get in. You look like a guy I was in the navy with. He wouldn't bathe, so we had to pee in his bed to get him discharged.

Krystal: Where's that accent from?

Star: Texas.

Krystal: So you're a southern girl. A real American honey like me. You know that song?

Star: No.

Star: God's a cunt.

Krystal: Got anybody who's gonna miss you?

Star: Not really.

Krystal: OK good. You're hired.

Krystal: Prove to me your name is Star, and I'll give it to you.

Star: It was my mom's idea. She said we're all made from stars. From Death Stars.