Staple in Hat Guy Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)

Larry: Need some help, folks, looking for our missing friend. $3.50 reward, dead or alive.

Curly: Here you are, pal, we're missing our pal. Thank you, sir.

Larry: Hey, get over there and staple up the rest of these flyers on the pronto.

Staple in Hat Guy: [Curly hums as he staples posters to a couple of trees, then accidentally nails one on the back of a man's head] Ow!

Curly: Oh, oh...

Staple in Hat Guy: Thanks a lot, buddy, now I got a hole in my head.

Larry: Hey, quit screwing with the public.

[Larry slaps Curly]

Curly: Grr, cut it out! Who do you think you are, huh?

Larry: Oh, I see: When Moe slugs you, it's okay, but when Larry does it, it's not good enough!

Curly: No, no, no Larry, it's good enough, it's just that... you're not doing it right. When Moe hits me, it's just... I don't know, better, you know?

Larry: Ah, you got rocks in your head, I'm hitting you just the same.

Curly: No, you're not: you do this,

[Curly punches Larry in the ribs and hits Larry's face with a light uppercut]

Curly: And Moe does this.

[Curly hits Larry in the stomach with a thud, and gives Larry a harder uppercut punch to the face with a bonk]

Curly: And Moe doesn't do this,

[Curly hits Larry on the nose with a fist]

Curly: He does this.

[Curly hits Larry's nose again a little harder, with a honking sound effect]

Curly: You see?

Larry: Ah, you're right. Come on, think. Where would we go if we was Moe?

[Final Jeopardy think music plays in the background]

Curly: Home!

Larry: Home, yeah.

[Larry and Curly walk off in separate directions; Larry whistles and Curly turns around, following Larry]

Larry: Need some help, folks, looking for our missing friend. $3.50 reward. dead or alive.

Curly: Here you are, pal; we're missing our pal.

Larry: Thank you, so - Hey, get over there and staple up the rest of those flyers on the pronto.

Curly: [Curly hums as he staples a couple of posters to some trees, then accidentally staples a poster into the back of a young man's head] Oh, oh.

Staple in Hat Guy: Thanks a lot, buddy! Now I got a hole in my head.

Larry: Hey, quit screwing with the public!

[Larry slaps Curly]

Curly: Grr! Cut it out! Who do you think you are, huh?

Larry: Oh, I get it: when Moe slugs you, it's okay, but when Larry does it, it's not good enough!

Curly: No no no Larry, it's good enough. It's just that... you're not doing it right. When Moe hits me, it's just... I don't know better, you know?

Larry: Aah, you've got rocks in your head! i'm hitting you just the same.

Curly: No you're not, you do this:

[Curly hits Larry on the chest and hits Larry's forehead]

Curly: And Moe does this,

[Curly punches Larry in the stomach and bonks Larry on the nose]

Curly: And Moe doesn't do this,

[Curly hits Larry's nose]

Curly: He does this.

[Curly hits Larry's nose, making a honking sound ]

Curly: Nose honk, see/

Larry: Ah, you're right Come on, think! Where would we go if we was Moe?

Curly: Home!

Larry: Home.