Stanley Farmer Quotes in The Astronaut Farmer (2006)

Charles Farmer: Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention, please? I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing a balloon.

Shepard Farmer: I'm going to the moon and I'm bringing an oxygen tank.

Charles Farmer: I believe you're going to the moon.

Stanley Farmer: I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing Mr. Grump.

Audrey 'Audie' Farmer: No, but not at the table.

Shepard Farmer: You're not bringing a hamster to the moon.

Stanley Farmer: Yes, I can.

Charles Farmer: Yes, she can. I believe she's going to the moon.

Stanley Farmer: Ooh. Ha ha.

Sunshine Farmer: I'm going to the moon, and I'm gonna bring sugar.

Charles Farmer: Hey, sweetie, the objective is- is to connect a common theme based on what Daddy's bringing. So, I'm sorry, you can't go to the moon.

Sunshine Farmer: I never get to go.

Audrey 'Audie' Farmer: Okay, my turn. I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing... Sunshine.

Charles Farmer: Well, since she holds air, I believe we're all going to the moon.

Stanley Farmer: That's all fine Chad, but what are you willing to do beyond the normal requirements to get the role?

Chad Perkins: I don't know what you mean?

Sylvia: Jesus Christ! I swear! If you try and kill me I am going to be so upset with myself... And you! I mean, you have that wonderful English accent. I mean, you eat crumpets for breakfast and drink tea at four o'clock. You couldn't hurt me if you wanted to could you?

Stanley Farmer: I couldn't have put it better myself.