Stan Marsh Quotes in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Stan Marsh: Dude, dude, wake up!

[Kenny does so and gets dressed]

Stan Marsh: Kenny, come on!

Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Coming!

Stan Marsh: Kenny! The new Terrance and Phillip movie is out! You wanna come with me?

Kenny McCormick: Yeah, dude! Come on, let's go, quick...

[They walk away... ]

Kenny's Mom: [appears at the door] Where'd you think YOU'RE going?

Kenny McCormick: We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie.

Kenny's Mom: You can't, you gotta go to church.

Kenny McCormick: But mom, I really wanna see this movie!

Kenny's Mom: Fine. You go ahead and miss church. And then, when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!

Kenny McCormick: ...Okay!

Sharon Marsh: Well good morning, Stan.

Stan Marsh: Hi mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?

Sharon Marsh: A movie? But I thought you were going ice-skating.

Stan Marsh: But this is gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!

Sharon Marsh: Oh alright, then. But be back for supper!

Stan Marsh: Thanks, mom!

Kyle: Ok. Let's try this one more time. Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

Ike Broflovski: Don't kick the baby.

Kyle: Kick the baby!

[Kicks Ike through a window, causing it to shatter]

Sheila Broflovski: Ike! You broke ANOTHER window! That's a bad baby! Baaaaaad baby!

Stan Marsh: Kyle, we're going to see the Terrance and Phillip movie!

Kyle: Oh my god, dude!

Sheila Broflovski: Kyle! Where are you going?

Kyle: Uuh, we're going ice-skating.

Sheila Broflovski: Well take your little brother with you.

[Ike bounces up to Kyle]

Kyle: Aww, come on, ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!

Sheila Broflovski: DO AS I SAY, KYLE!

Kyle: Ok, ok, I'm sorry!