Stan Lee Quotes in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Thor: [about Asgardian mead] It is not meant for mortal men.

Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie! Stop trying to scare us, come on!

Thor: All right.

[pours a glass for Lee - cut to Lee being carried off in a daze]

Stan Lee: Excelsior...

Party Guest: [Steve and Thor are having a drink amongst a few old men at the party] I gotta have some of that!

Thor: Oh, no, no, no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years, in the barrels built from the wreck of Brunhilde's fleet, it's not meant for mortal men.

[Thor pours the drink into two glasses and hands one to Steve]

Stan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.

Thor: [Thor looks at Steve, who shrugs] Alright.

[Thor pours some of the drink into the Stan Lee's glass]

Stan Lee: [Later Stan, looking extremely drunk is being carried off by two men] Excelsior.

Waitress: [deleted scene: Cap, feeling disconnected from the world, sits at an outdoor cafe table sketching Stark Tower] Waiting on the big guy?

Steve Rogers: Ma'am?

Waitress: Iron Man. A lot of people eat here just to see him fly by.

Steve Rogers: Right. Maybe another time.

[pays his tab]

Waitress: The table's yours as long as you like. Nobody's waiting on it. Plus we've got free wireless.

Steve Rogers: Radio?

[she gives him a nice look over her shoulder as she walks away]

Stan Lee: [from the adjacent table] Ask for her number, you moron.

Stan Lee: Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break!

Stan Lee: [speaking of comic books] It was one of the few industries where your age didn't matter, your religion didn't matter, the color of your skin didn't matter or your nationality. All that we did was look at the artwork and, 'Hey, that looks good! You're hired. Here's a strip to do.'

Stan Lee: You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs.

Brodie: You've probably had a slew of women since her, am I right?

Stan Lee: Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead.

Brodie: DAMN that's hot!

Stan Lee: They look happy, don't they?

Brodie: What, the bras?

Stan Lee: [passes by magic eye picture stops] Oh, a sailboat.

[Pats William on the back and walks off]

Willam Black: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

[Runs and kicks the picture over]

[Upon meeting Stan Lee]

Brodie: The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?

Stan Lee: I don't know. It's a superhero secret.

Stan Lee: [Remarking on a happy couple in a store window] They look happy don't they?

Brodie: I suppose, as far as couples go.

Stan Lee: You know, it reminds me of an issue of Spider-man I did. When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping. Of course, the Green Goblin showed up, and he pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Brodie: Oh, my god... *holy shit*! Aren't you...

Stan Lee: Oh, Stan Lee, hi.