Stagehand Quotes in Hail, Caesar! (2016)

Stagehand: You have gas again, ma'am?

DeeAnna Moran: Ma'am? Miss! Do I look married?

Stagehand: No, Miss.

DeeAnna Moran: No! Do I have gas again...

Franz Liebkind: [runs backstage to try to stop the play]

Stagehand: Hey, what can I do for you?

Franz Liebkind: You will please be unconscious.

[hits him on the head]

Stagehand: [yelling through a megaphone at Jack who is on the phone dressed with a fruit headress] Hey, fruit of the loom! You're on.

Stagehand: You got more scenery in this show than there is in Yellowstone National Park!

Mado: Something wrong, Mr. Gabriel?

Uncle Gabriel: I have stage fright.

Stagehand: Gabriel, you're on!

Stagehand: Listen, Mahoney, we want you up on the prow of that boat. Come on now. Take, get your clothes off.

Queenie Mahoney: Oh, but, I don't want to take my clothes off!