Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz Quotes in Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz Quotes:
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[the audience response to Hauk replacing Cronauer on the radio]
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: Sir, these letters are unequivocal! Uh, e.g.
[reads a letter]
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: "Hey, Hauk. Eat a bag of shit. You suck." Now that's pretty much to the point, sir, not much gray area in this one.
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Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: Can I ask you something? What is the appeal of Joey Bishop? I mean the man's not funny. I know funny, and he's not funny. Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy and he's not funny either.
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Lt. Steven Hauk: Where's Crounauer?
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: Still eating, sir.
Lt. Steven Hauk: I want to see him ASAP.
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: What, sir?
Lt. Steven Hauk: As soon as possible.
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: VG sir.
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Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz, Dan 'The Man' Levitan, Adrian Cronauer, Edward Garlick: [mocking Lt. Hauk] ... and if you dooooooo... and if you doooooo
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Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: [to French-Vietnamese bar girl] Hi, I'm William Holden...
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[Before Hauk goes on the air, the other men gently try to change his mind, then Eddie just leans down to the microphone]
Edward Garlick: Sir, you're not funny. Ask around.
Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: Ask me. I mean, I know funny, sir, and I don't think you're it. It's like me, I'm not much with power tools...
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Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz: [When the "B-girls" come over to their table at Jimmy Wah's] Hello. I'm William Holden.
Private Abersold: Hey, how come I'm the only one who don't get one?
Dan 'The Man' Levitan: I'm Dan "The Man" Levitan. You've probably heard my radio show. Haha!
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