Stacie Quotes in Stark Raving Mad (2002)

Dirk: Nah, I don't think so.

Stacie: Let me in the fucking club, you piece of shit!

Ben McGewen: What's wrong?

Dirk: Fake I.D.

Stacie: No, it's not.

Ben McGewen: Sorry. You can't come in.

Stacie: That's my real I.D. Bite me.

Dirk: [hands Ben her I.D]

Ben McGewen: This doesn't look like just a dye job to me. See, you're a brunette, and this I.D.'s for a natural blonde.

Stacie: Oh, yeah? Does this look brunette to you?

[lifts her mini-skirt to reveal her blonde pubic hair]

Stacie: Huh?

Ben McGewen: Don't be a dick, Dirk. Let her in.

[about Chloe's vocal cord nodes]

Beca: Isn't that painful? Why would you keep performing?

Chloe: Because I love to sing.

Stacie: Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor told me not to have sex for six weeks, and I did it anyway.

Aubrey: This time I'm not gonna choke it down!

Stacie: Been there before...

Stacie: I have a confession. I have a lot of sex.

Fat Amy: Yeah. we know.

Stacie: Only because I just told you.

Stacie: Who are you?

Yancy: Yancy. I'm Yancy. We had P.E. together all year.

Stacie: You're orange.

[Kyle hits on Stacie at the house party]

Kyle: That outfit's totally bitchin'.

Stacie: You think so?

Kyle: [Kyle chuckles] I know so. You look just like that girl in that video by what's-his-name. Only better.

[Michael looks for Kimberly at her house party]

Michael: Stacie, do you know where Kimberly is?

Stacie: She's upstairs.

Michael: Upstairs?

Stacie: Yeah. With Taylor.

Michael: Stacie, for once, don't be a bitch.