Stacey Quotes in Wild (2014)

Stacey: You get lonely?

Cheryl: Honestly? I'm lonelier in my real life than I am out here. I miss my friends, of course, but it's not as if I have anybody waiting for me at home. How about you?

[pause]

Cheryl: Why are you here?

Stacey: I don't know. I just need to find something in myself, you know? I think the trail was good for that. I mean, look.

[They look up at the sunset]

Stacey: This has the power to fill you up again, if you'll let it.

Cheryl: My mother used to say something that drove me nuts. There is a sunrise and a sunset every day and you can choose to be there for it. You can put yourself in the way of beauty.

Stacey: My kind of woman.

Zack Brown: This is just the beginning, guys. If Star Whores works and *it will*, we are set up for sequels galore. The Empire Strikes Ass.

Miriam Linky: Return of the Brown Eye.

Deacon: The Phantom Man Ass.

Delaney: And Revenge of the Shit: The All Anal Final Chapter.

[awkward silence]

Zack Brown: ...okay.

Delaney: Revenge of the Shit, you got it?

Miriam Linky: No, yeah we got it.

Stacey: Ew.

Delaney: [under his breath] Fuck you, mothafuckas.

Drunk Customer: [is waiting for his coffee, and notices Stacey's breasts] Oh. Hey.

Stacey: [awkwardly] Hey.

Lester: Hey Stacey. You like dogs?

Stacey: Yeah. Especially pocket dogs.

Lester: Oh. I really liked porking you. It made my dick feel good.

Stacey: Me too. Except for the dick part because I don't have one but the good part.

Lester: Cool. Well, see ya.

Stacey: Bye.

Julie Richman: I'll start my diet tomorrow.

Stacey: You better watch out, because Randy might like the Hollywood lean look.

Suzi Brent: Yeah, but blimps don't get to go out with Tommy.

Julie Richman: Who?

Stacey: Tommy.

Julie Richman: Who?

Stacey, Suzi Brent, Loryn: [in unison] TOMMY!

Julie Richman: Fuck him!

Julie Richman: Like, they're staring right at us.

Stacey: Gross! Let's move.

Julie Richman: Do you think she really does all the stuff she says?

Stacey: You know, I think she does. I mean, who could make up 'That stuff tastes like Clorox.'?

Stacey: Fred?

Fred Bailey: Stacey?

Stacey: God, you're so weird! Go away!

Fred Bailey: My little pickle. My darling.

Stacey: Like, this is so embarrassing.

Fred Bailey: Well, I think you're cute.

Stacey: My God.

Jessi: Stacey, how was your date with Luca?

Stacey: Smashing...

Kristy Thomas: Smashing? What, did he hit you over the head with his charm?

Mallory Pike: We're rich!

Jessi: We can almost buy a car!

Mallory Pike: In five years, we can drive it!

Kristy Thomas: Hey, you guys, if we raise enough money, we can have our own office!

Stacey: That's a great idea!

Mallory Pike: We could have a fax machine!

Jessi: Go international!

Claudia Kishi: That would sure let me off the hook if I flunk.

Mary Anne Spier: You're not going to flunk.

Kristy Thomas: Claude, I'll help you.

Claudia Kishi: [Hesitant, smiles] Okay.

Dawn Schafer: I say we start looking.

Mary Anne Spier: Stace, how many people signed up so far?

Stacey: For out last count, we have...

[Hesitant, disappointed]

Stacey: Twelve.

Luca: Why don't we go out on Saturday? We could go to the movie so if nothing is playing, you could show me around Stoneybrook.

Stacey: Well, this is kind of it. I mean, it's not like New York City or anything. That's where I grew up. Have you ever been there?

Luca: No, not yet.

Stacey: It's the best!

Luca: You mean, like you?

Rosie Wilder: Are you going to kiss her?

Luca: What ever gave you that idea, Rosalind?

Mary Anne Spier: [Referring to Kristy] She'll be here any minute.

Claudia Kishi: [Coldly] She's been late all summer.

Stacey: [Referring to Kristy's birthday cake] Why is the cake melting?

Jessi: [Tastes the cake with her finger] Who bought an ice-cream cake?

Mary Anne Spier, Claudia Kishi, Stacey, Jessi, Dawn Schafer: [All the girls turn to Mallory]

Stacey: [Knocks on door, Rosie's violin is heard in the background] Hello? Hello?

Rosie Wilder: [Opens the door, hugs Stacey] Hi, Stacey.

Stacey: Hi, Rosie.

[Referring to the violin]

Stacey: You're getting so good.

Rosie Wilder: Thank you.

Stacey: I have a little surprise for you in the kid kit: Extra stickers and puzzles.

Rosie Wilder: Great!

Stacey: [Holding the miniature American flag] Oh, and I have something for your little cousin. Where is he?

Luca: [Comes downstair] Hi, I'm Luca, the little cousin. You brought me a gift?

Stacey: [Emabarassed] Well, it's just a small... little... American flag thing.

Luca: Cool, very nationalistic. And you're...?

Stacey: Stacey.

[Embarrassed]

Stacey: Your sitter, I guess.

Rosie Wilder: I thought you were going to the movies.

Luca: I have my whole life to go to the movies.

Kristy Thomas: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Can we start?

Claudia Kishi: We already have. Okay, new business. The Miss Haberman problem.

Kristy Thomas: Who's Miss Haberman?

Dawn Schafer: She's our next door neighbour who's going to call the city and take away our permit.

Kristy Thomas: We don't need a permit, I checked it out!

Stacey: Well, it would've been nice if you were there to tell her that.

Kristy Thomas: I had an appointment, okay?

Claudia Kishi: Since when is a date an appointment?

Kristy Thomas: It wasn't a date! Look, Claude, I said I was sorry. I'll talk to her, it's no big deal.

Mary Anne Spier: It is a big deal, Kristy. We could lose the camp.

Kristy Thomas: I said I'd handle it, okay?

Stacey: I have to go meet Lucas.

Jessi: I have to sit for Becca.

Dawn Schafer: Come on, Mary Anne. The Masons are coming for dinner.

Mallory Pike: I have to finish my novel.

Luca: I'm coming back next summer.

Stacey: You are?

Luca: Yeah.

Stacey: [Smiles] I'll be fourteen.

Luca: [Smiles back] I know.

Mallory Pike: [after getting off the phone with Kristy] We got cut off.

Stacey: [Worried] Where is she?

Mallory Pike: I don't know!

Dawn Schafer: [Turns to Mary Anne] Mary Anne?

Mary Anne Spier: I can't, I promissed.

Dawn Schafer: Mary Anne, something horrible could've happened.

Claudia Kishi: We have to find her.

Dawn Schafer: [Mary Anne hesitates] Mary Anne!

Mary Anne Spier: Kristy's dad came back... her real dad.

Jessi Ramsey: [Shocked] Wow.

Claudia Kishi: We have to call her mom.

Mary Anne Spier: No! Kristy made me swear!

Dawn Schafer: Well, we can't just stand there

Stacey: Mallory, when are your parents coming home?

Mallory Pike: [Sadly] Late.

Mary Anne Spier: We need a car to get there.

Stacey: I think I know someone.

[the girls gather around Stacey as she makes a phone call]

Stacey: You guys think I should've told him?

Kristy Thomas: What? Who?

Stacey: Luca!

Kristy Thomas: About what?

Stacey: I'm only thirteen!

Kristy Thomas: So?

Stacey: He's seventeen!

Kristy Thomas: [Shocked] That's ancient!

Claudia Kishi: He's a poet!

Stacey: He drives!

Claudia Kishi: He's a musical genius!

Stacey: He's been to Europe!

Kristy Thomas: He's FROM Europe!

Stacey: Last time she was like this she wanted to open a Dude Ranch.

Stacey's Date: What happened to your rubbers? You had four. I counted. Now one's gone missing.

Stacey: I don't know what you're talking about, babe.

Stacey's Date: Who is she?

Stacey: Who is who?

Stacey's Date: The ho you fuckin', that's who!

Stacey: I ain't fuckin' no ho but you!

Stacey: You think my sister a ho or somethin'? You think she a fuckin' toy?

Young Mike: Naw, man I think she purdy!

Hobie: I think it'd be only fair to tell you. I'm a Liberal.

Stacey: Oh. Are you talking politically, or in the bedroom?

Hobie: I was talking politically. In the bedroom I'm a left-wing Liberal.

Stacey: I don't know why Ferrand cast me? He can't stand me1

Joelle: Who told you that?

Stacey: I know he thinks I'm a lousy actress. Just between us, maybe he's right. No, he didn't cast me! Was it the producer? Something's peculiar about this film.

Dr. Tunde: I din't know they made such beautiful bodies here in America!

Mia: I'm really a world reknowned aerobics instructor.

Dr. Tunde: [pointing at Jazmin] Actually, I was talking about your beautiful plump friend here.

Jazmin Biltmore: Me!

Dr. Tunde: Yes, her!

Stacey: [to Mia] Close your mouth child! Flies might get in.

Stacey: Where were you last night?

Will: Out.

Stacey: Out with who?

Will: Just out with friends.

Stacey: You don't have any friends.

Emilie: Can I ask you a question? Why was Will in prison?

Stacey: I... can't say. It's private.

Emilie: You don't know either, do you?

Stacey: No.

Stacey: Isn't it true you're only taking care of me to keep you out of prison?

[Last lines]

Will: I don't know what I'm going to do with you. Really.

Stacey: Why do anything?

Will: Well, something has to be done.

Stacey: I'm perfect the way I am.

Will: I think the cooker is broken.

Stacey: What do you need it for?

Will: To cook the salmon.

Stacey: Wrap it in cling film and put it in the dishwasher.

Will: Do you think I came down in the last shower, do ya?

Stacey: Not with those wrinkles you didn't.

Stacey: What's the French for 'douche bag'?

Emilie: I think that's mostly French already.

Stacey: There's a few grey hairs there that we'll have to get rid of.

Will: You've got a big mouth.

Stacey: I'd rather have a big mouth than be going grey.

Will: You know Iove you, don't you? I Know I've never said anything about it, but... I mean, you know that, don't you?

Stacey: Is that you or the beer talking?

Will: Actually, that was me talking to the beer.

[smiles]

Stacey: [amused] Eejit!

[Danny walks in on Derek and Stacey having sex]

Danny Vinyard: [whispering] Der. Derek.

Stacey: [Stacy sees Danny in the room] Jesus, Danny! Fuckin' perv.

Derek Vinyard: Jesus, Danny. What the fuck are you thinking?

Danny Vinyard: Derek, there's a black guy out there breaking into your car.

Derek Vinyard: How many Danny? How many?

[Derek quickly pulls on white boxers and black combat boots]

Danny Vinyard: One I think.

Derek Vinyard: Is he strapped?

Danny Vinyard: Huh?

Derek Vinyard: Does he have a fucking gun Danny?

Danny Vinyard: Man, I don't fucking know!

[Derek pulls out a gun from his dresser drawer]

Stacey: Oh, my God! Derek, what are you doing?

Derek Vinyard: Not right now honey.

Stacey: Well, what do you believe?

John Koestler: I think shit just happens. But that's me.

[last lines]

Stacey: [Stacey hears Trevor's murder and begins shouting for him] Trevor? My God, Trevor? Trevor? Trevor!

[when Stacey finds the mutilated corpse of Trevor in the bathroom as she screams]

Stacey: Troy?

Troy: Yeah?

Stacey: What kind of faggot are you?

Troy: I hate Merrick.

Stacey: Oh?

Troy: Yep.