Squirt Quotes in Finding Nemo (2003)

Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.

Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out! Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.

Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.

[to Squirt]

Marlin: You know, you're really cute, but I don't know what you're saying. Say the first thing again!

Squirt: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

Crush: You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin.

[they slap fins]

Crush: Noggin'.

[bump heads]

Squirt, Crush: Dude!

Mr. Ray: Well, hello Nemo. Who's this?

Nemo: Exchange student.

Squirt: I'm from the EAC, dude.

Mr. Ray: Sweet!

Nemo, Squirt: Totally!

Squirt: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

Crush: You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin.

[They slap fins]

Crush: Noggin'.

[bump heads]

Crush, Squirt: Dude!

Squirt: Sweeeeet.

Crush: Totally.

Squirt: Wanna know why they call me squirt?

Squirt: [Gyspy flies off his bike] Holy shit, he exploded hisself!