Squirrel Quotes in Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

[from trailer]

Mr. Fox: [looking at an electric fence] Huh. This could be difficult.

Squirrel: It's fatal for humans, but we got enough fur to keep the voltage from getting to us. Let's go!

Squirrel: Are we ever going to be better than this?

Sue Ann: I don't know how the two of you live in this trailer at an angle like this.

Squirrel: He was drunk when he parked it. Never got around to leveling it.

Sue Ann: Well, I guess y'all haven't been here long.

Squirrel: Twelve years.

Sue Ann: Oh.

Squirrel: I had no idea that little arrow could go so far below the E.

[Looking up at the stars]

Squirrel: Let me get this straight, the universe was chaos right? Now billions and billions of years later, it works out to the point where me and my father 'the drunk' living in a trailer in the outskirts of Dancer, Texas.

Terrell Lee Lusk: So, what's your point?

Squirrel: Well I don't have a point. There is no point, that's my point.

Squirrel: You know what I just realized?

John Hemphill: What?

Squirrel: [About Jean, Loretta and Vivian] Now there's 3 of them and only 2 of us.

John Hemphill: Yeah, how about that?

Squirrel: Things in Dancer will definitely be looking up.

John Hemphill: Definitely.

Squirrel: Hi Loretta.

Loretta: Hi Squirrel, listen don't be so depressed about choir today you bein' so terrible in all. First time's always bad. You won't be so quite terrible next week you'll see.

Sue Ann: I don't know how the two of you live in this trailer at an angle like this.

Squirrel: He was drunk when he parked it. Never got around to leveling it.

Sue Ann: Well, I guess ya'll haven't been here long.

Squirrel: Twelve years?

Sue Ann: Oh...

Squirrel: He wouldn't do it anyway, level the trailer. Be like puttin' down roots or somethin'.

Squirrel: Who's that in the bedroom?

Squirrel's Father: [Hungover] Huh?... Oh, her. Met her in a waffle house in Fort Worth.

Squirrel: It's good to see that your job huntin' isn't interferin' with the really important things in life like pickin' up strange women.

Squirrel: Beats me why women fall for some men instead of others.

Sue Ann: I bet you got a lot of girlfriends, huh?

Squirrel: Yeah, right.

Sue Ann: Well, I'll bet pretty soon some girl's gonna' come along, see how nice you are and chase after you 'til you marry her.

Squirrel: No, ma'am. It don't work like that. See, women don't chase after nice guys. They chase after guys like HIM and try to turn 'em into nice guys. It doesn't work.