Squid Quotes in Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Squid Quotes:
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[watching the news, Squid watches as a news crew is blown up]
Squid: [laughing] I'll bet that hurt!
-- Squid -
Magnet: Hey. Maybe it'll rain for 40 days and 40 nights, like it did in the Bible.
Armpit: Yeah, maybe we'll have to build an arc.
Squid: We'll get two of every animal...
X-Ray: Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes, two yellow spotted lizards all that.
-- Squid -
Magnet: Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive.
X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive.
Squid: Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back.
Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck... oh...
Zig-Zag: That was awesome.
Armpit: Yeah, Caveman did have style.
-- Squid -
Zero: Did they have red X's on them?
Squid: You got Zero to talk.
Armpit: Hey yo, what else can you do Zero?
[Zero looks at his food]
Stanley: Yeah. Yeah they did.
-- Squid -
Zig-Zag: What color was it's blood?
Stanley: I-I don't know. I couldn't tell.
Zig-Zag: I wish I'd a seen it. Bam!
Magnet: If Mr. Sir didn't shoot it, Stanley, you'd be in the hole.
Zig-Zag: Don't you know each one's got exactly 11 spots?
Squid: Yeah, man, but if you ever get close enough to count 'em, you're dead.
Armpit: Look, it's the lizards we're workin' for, man. We build their houses for 'em. I mean, yesterday I saw 10 of 'em in one hole.
Squid: We ain't diggin' for no lizards
Armpit: What we diggin' for then man?
X-Ray: Like Mr. Sir said, we diggin' to build some character.
-- Squid -
Stanley: Man how did she know my name?
Zig-Zag: Oh, man, she's got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers.
Stanley: They're not in the showers.
Squid: Oh don't listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh. acute paranoia.
Magnet: So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh.
Armpit: Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.
-- Squid -
[X-ray takes Stanley's shovel]
Magnet: You picked up X-Ray's shovel. It's shorter than the rest of 'em.
Squid: Smaller shovel, smaller hole.
-- Squid -
Stanley: I stole a pair of shoes.
Squid: From a store or were they on someone's feet?
Zig-Zag: No, he killed the guy first, just left out that little detail, huh?
-- Squid -
Stanley: Look, it says KB.
Zig-Zag: Yeah... yeah that's Keith Barrenger.
Squid: Who?
Zig-Zag: He was in my math class.
-- Squid -
[after Mr. Pendanski introduced everyone]
Squid: And that's Mom!
-- Squid -
Squid: Hey look! A cloud!
[points to it]
Squid: Right there!
-- Squid -
Dave: [fixes the video connection] How about now?
Private: Hurray!
Classified: Yes! Way to go, looks fantastic!
Dave: Excellent! Now, where was I?
[laughs maniacally]
Kowalski: Dave!
Short Fuse: Grrrr!
Dave: Greetings, North Wind. I see you've met my old zoo-mates.
Skipper: We were never "mates." There was no mating.
Classified: Turn yourself in, David. You are powerless now that I have stolen your precious Medusa Serum.
Skipper: What? You didn't steal that!
Classified: It's over.
Dave: It's over?
[mock-confusion]
Dave: Then... why did I call you? Wierd. OH! Maybe it was to show you *this*!
[turns camera to reveal a large vat of Medusa Serum]
Kowalski: [collective gasp from everyone] That is a lot of serum for four penguins.
Dave: Oh, you thought this was just about you four? No, no-no-no-no. We're just getting started.
[takes a selfie]
Dave: Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go do some shopping... FOR REVENGE!
[hits button, buzzer sounds. hits button again, same result]
Dave: Wait. How do you...?
Squid: [gurgles instructions]
Dave: What do I push?
Squid: [points and gurgles]
Dave: Is it the red, or...
Squid 2: [points, gurgles, and slaps own head in frustration]
Dave: I thought it was... it's not this -
[screen goes black]
-- Squid -
Pilot: [Max has just accidentally shot a hole in the plane's controls and the plane is slowly going down]
[talking to the plane]
Pilot: Come on baby, stay with me, stay with me!
Max: Shit! Fuck!
Squid: Shiiiit!
Max: [the plane is now right above the water] FUUUUUCK!
-- Squid
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