Spot/Scott Quotes in Teacher's Pet (2004)

Spot/Scott: What is it with this family and singing? I'm starting to feel a little VonTrapped.

Spot/Scott: Time sure flies when you're changing species.

Spot/Scott: I wanna be a boy.

TV Actress: John.

TV Actor: Marsha.

TV Actress: John.

TV Actor: Marsha.

Spot/Scott: Yawn. Mush-a.

Spot/Scott: I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment.

[Upon receiving an attendance medal]

Spot/Scott: Thank you, Mrs. Helperman. This is just the thing to go with my Science medal, my Math medal, and my Sports medal. Not to mention my medal for self-esteem.

Spot/Scott: Hey I'll do the clichéd Irish dialogue around here.