Spool Quotes in How I Won the War (1967)
Spool Quotes:
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Juniper: [re-enters scene still dressed as a clown, Drogue, Spool, Gripweed, and Clapper in tow] Bayonet!
Transom: Bayonet?
Spool: Where's your bayonet?
Juniper: Must have left it sticking in the enemy, sir!
Spool: Spur!
Juniper: Where?
Transom: Where's your spur?
Juniper: Must have left it sticking in the horse, sir!
Goodbody: [calls out] Two men!
[exeunt players]
Goodbody: [walks back to Transom and ex-Dooley, points his finger at ex-Dooley, shouting] There! On the end of my finger!
Gripweed: [re-enter players] Finger!
Juniper: Finger?
Gripweed: Musketeer Juniper, where's your finger?
Juniper: Must have left it sticking up the Khyber Pass, sir!
Transom: Self-inflicted injury! March him off, Musket Major! Two - wait for it!
[pause, players posed as if frozen while running]
Transom: Two men!
[exeunt players]
-- Spool
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