Splinters Quotes in Spoilers of the Plains (1951)
Splinters: You know, Roy, I fixed this rig all up by myself.
Roy Rogers: Yeah?
Splinters: Based on Newton's theory of gravitivity. Why, you know Shakespeare said that if you run enough rope through enough pulleys, that you could lift the world. 'Course, that is if you had somethin' to hook it to, like, ah, let me see, um...
Roy Rogers: Like the moon or the sun?
[after soaking Frankie with fire-extinguishing foam, Roy and Splinters send her to the beauty shop at their expense]
Oil company worker: She's been over there for hours. I wonder what keeps women in beauty shops so long?
Roy Rogers: Has been a long time.
Oil company worker: Here comes Splinters.
[to Splinters, who has just entered the office]
Oil company worker: Why you don't look any better!
Splinters: Well, whadja expect? I've aged a little since you last saw me.
Splinters: Gee, if it's Camwell, he's a dangerous guy!
Roy Rogers: I'd say he's a dangerous traitor.
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