Sparky Quotes in Speed Racer (2008)
Sparky Quotes:
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Sparky: [as Speed preps for a race] How are you feeling?
Speed: [as he observes the coliseum] It's big.
Sparky: Hey, this cockpit is the exact same size as it was at Thunderhead.
Speed: Right.
Sparky: [pauses] Just wanted to say thanks, for what could be the most exciting moment of my life.
Speed: Couldn't have gotten here without you.
[they hug]
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Ace: [Chasing Rolls Royce through desert] The brakes are gone! Jump!
Sparky: Shiiiit!
Sparky: [Driverless car continues on, disappearing behind large hill] Listen, it stopped...
Ace: Maybe we can fix it.
Sparky: [Car explodes in flames] I think not.
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Ace: Sparky, think you can hotwire this mother?
Sparky: Know the scene, old man, El Keyo and El Ignitionario. I crack myself up when I talk Mexican.
-- Sparky -
Sparky: Are you crazy? You didn't have to kill him!
Mr. Turner: What are you worried about? Their union's got great life insurance coverage!
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Sparky: Ohh! Those are my friends. My stinky farts, if I can't hold them they escape without my permission! But they are my friends. Sometimes when I need to breathe, I use them.
[farts and inhales the bubbles]
Sparky: See? they come in handy when you have to breathe.
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Dornan: What I'd like to do now is to interview each of you individually. Who wants to go first?
Montoya Santana: Corky.
Dornan: Corky.
Puppet: Santana, how was the bus ride home?
Montoya Santana: Sunshine felt good.
Puppet: This is my brother, ese. They call him, Little Puppet. He's a genious, homes.
Mundo: Hey, don't get carried away.
Puppet: He does the placas in East L.A. Check it out.
[Shows a tatoo with naked babe]
Mundo: Nice tits.
Puppet: He's coming to Big Folsom. I want him with us.
J.D.: Can he take care of himself?
Puppet: He don't know no nothing, but I'll be responsible for him.
J.D.: You know what you do.
Montoya Santana: How are you doing on tecato, ese?
Little Puppet: I'm clean now, ese.
Montoya Santana: Thank you for helping to get this little meeting together, all right?
Little Puppet: Yeah, I'll do anything for my carnal.
Montoya Santana: When you come up, if you need anything just let us know. Running any problems, we'll take care of it, all right.
Little Puppet: Gracias.
Puppet: Carnalito.
Montoya Santana: Orale, Sparky, how are we doing in Vacaville?
Sparky: Slow, homes, we're trying to get it together, but we've got a little problem there. Some from the Familia want to take on them after they're starting their own clika. They're called La Nuestra Familia.
Montoya Santana: It's been a long time trying to get it together, dealing with whites and mayates only to be dealing with our own.
Huero: Orale, carnal, these aren't our own people, ese. They're nothing but a bunch of lame farmers from the North.
Montoya Santana: They're chicanos.
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Courtney: Why does everyone have to go on a diet?
Sparky: Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high.
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Sparky: [the cheerleaders form a line for Sparky to inspect. To Kasey] You, you have weak ankles.
[to Whitney]
Sparky: One of your calves is bigger than the other.
[to next girl]
Sparky: Too much makeup.
[to next girl]
Sparky: Not enough makeup.
[to Courtney]
Sparky: What's with the skin? Say it with me; *sunlight*!
[to Jan and Les]
Sparky: Male cheerleaders, enough said.
[to Missy]
Sparky: Smile.
[She more grimaces than smiles]
Sparky: Don't smile.
Missy: [Under her breath] Jackass.
Sparky: [to Darcy] Good general tone and general musculature.
[Peeks around her to look at her butt]
Sparky: Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website!
[to Torrance]
Sparky: And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.
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Sparky: I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!
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Sparky: I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it.
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Sparky: I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.
-- Sparky
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