Sophie the Maid Quotes in Cats & Dogs (2001)

Mr. Tinkles: Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name!

Sophie the Maid: [Opens the doors and enters] Oh, Mr. Tinkles?

[Sophie the Maid has made a matching outfit to hers, for Tinkles, and she is pointing it out to him]

Sophie the Maid: Mr. Tinkles? Guess what I made for you. Now you can look just like me.

Mr. Tinkles: [finally speaking] No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through. What's the matter Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? Boo!

[Sophie gasps]

Mr. Tinkles: Oh my, a talking cat? Scary, isn't it?

[Sophie faints]

Mr. Tinkles: Lock her in the closet, we must remain on scheduele. OUR DAY HAS COME!

Sophie the Maid: [sniffing Tinkles] Ah, you're a stinky kitty. First you have to have a bath.

Sophie the Maid: [Sophie is washing Mr Tinkles. She finishes and puts him on the bath room flour, then leaves] I forgot your bow! You're pretty bow!

Mr. Tinkles: [after she has closed the door] When I rule the earth. You will be the first, on my list.

Calico: [Coming from behind the toilet] Hey, you should keep your hair like that. It's very slimming!

Mr. Tinkles: There's plenty of room on that list for you.

Calico: [coming out towards Mr Tinkles] No, I mean it.

Mr. Tinkles: What? We only have a few days to succeed. And although playing pet for that sick old man upstairs is key to my ingenious scheme. I can not take this humiliation, any longer am I clear?

Calico: Erm...

Mr. Tinkles: Nevermind... The puppy won't survive the night. Send in the ninjas.