Sonny Hooper Quotes in Hooper (1978)

Max Berns: You guys look like garbage.

Sonny Hooper: You should see through my eyes, it's metro color.

Cully: I've got just a little headache. You think we're bad you should see the guys...

Sonny Hooper: [Slaps Cully] Dont yell in my ear! Jesus Christ.

[Belches]

Cully: [Hears something coming towards them, it's Ski on a motorized skateboard] What the hell is that? Look what's coming.

Sonny Hooper: [Covers his ears] Stop that thing! Shoot it! Kill it!

Ski: [Holds up a breakfast burrito] want some breakfast?

Sonny Hooper: [Belches] Oh God, get that circumcised will you.

Amtrac, SWAT man: [Sonny has smashed the jukebox to get Amtrac's money back] Well, if you wanted to make somebody look like an asshole, boy, you did! That was you.

Sonny Hooper: [counting the SWAT guys] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12... six against twelve!

Ski: [joins in] Seven.

Sonny Hooper: Seven against twelve. Well, that's a little uneven. Looks like you guys'll have to go back to Houston and get some more guys!

Sonny Hooper: I'm gonna find the guy who invented Xylocaine and kiss his ass on Hollywood and Vine!