Sonia Teichberg Quotes in Taking Woodstock (2009)

[Elliot is spreading the white bedsheets into a giant X on the lawn to flag down Michael Lang's helicopter]

Sonia Teichberg: Elli! What is this with the sheets?

Elliot Tiber: What does it look like? I'm making a big cross on the lawn!

Sonia Teichberg: With the clean sheets? Jake, our boy's gone crazy! Making a Ku Klux Klan rally on our property!

Sonia Teichberg: No stchupping in the bushes!

Sonia Teichberg: I walked here from Minsk, in Russia; a thousand miles across Siberia with nothing but cold potatoes in my pockets.