song Quotes in Team America: World Police (2004)

song: ["End of an Act"] I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl. / And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film. / I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck. / And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too! Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. / Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? / I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.

song: The hour's approaching to give it your best / And you've got to reach your prime / That's when you need to put yourself to the test / And show us the passage of time / We're gonna need a montage / Ooh, it takes a montage / Show a lot of things happening at once / Remind everyone of what's going on / In every shot, show a little improvement / To show it all would take too long / That's called a montage / Girl, we want a montage / In anything, if you want to go / From just a beginner to a pro / You need a montage / Even Rocky had a montage / Always fade out in a montage / If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage...

song: [Song] America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah! / America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to / America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! / America, fuck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!

song: What would you do/if you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom/what would you do/if asked to make the ultimate sacrifice/would you think about all them people/who gave up everything they had/would you think about all them war vets/and would you start to feel bad/freedom isn't free/it costs folks like you and me/and if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill/freedom isn't free/no, there's a hefty fucken fee/and if you don't all chip in your buck o'five who will/mmm buck o'five/freedom costs a buck o'five

song: Liberty!

Americans: Fuck Yeah!

song: Wax Lips!

Americans: Fuck Yeah!

song: The Alamo!

Americans: Fuck Yeah!

song: Band-aids!

Americans: Fuck Yeah!

song: Liberty!

Americans: Fuck Yeah!

song: Las Vegas!

Americans: Fuck Yeah!

song: Christmas!

Americans: Fuck Yeah!

song: Immigrants!

Americans: Fuck Yeah!

song: Popeyes!

Americans: Fuck Yeah!

song: Popeyes!

Americans: Fuck yeah!

song: Sportsmanship!

Americans: ...

song: Books!

Americans: Huh?

song: I need this/I need love/I need you/I don't need one heartbeat/I need two/There's an emptiness I need to fill/And only one emptiness will do/Only a woman/Can brighten up my day/Only a woman/Can touch me the right way/Only a woman/Is allowed to touch me there/All I ask is that you're a woman/I like rain, I like ham/I like you/You're around, you're right here/So you'll do/I'm gonna tell you how much I love your mind/But it simply isn't true/Only a woman/Can brighten up my day/Only a woman/Can touch me the right way/Only a woman/Is allowed to do what you're doing right now/All I ask is that you're a woman/And on Saturdays when I've been partying hard/And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fifth tab of E/that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman/Right now/Only a woman/Can brighten up my day/Only a woman/Can do it just the right way/Only a woman/Should be doing that right now/I just want you to be a woman/Please just be a woman/Or a man...

Song: [Repeated] Jesus lives for all the children, all the children of the world. Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight. Jesus lives for all the children of the world. Jesus lives for all the children of the world!

Eve: I thought I was through getting involved with men who were trouble. Falling in love on a look.

Song: Away, away, away.

Eve: I can't look at you.

Mickey: You have perfection about you.

Song: Feels so nice.

Eve: Oh, brother. Perfection. Me.

Song: What delight!

Mickey: Your eyes have music. Your heart's the best part of your body. And when you move, every man, woman and child is forced to watch.