Soldier Sam Quotes in Doogal (2006)

Zeebad: Here we go. Mens room, food court... ah, booby trap filled lobby.

Soldier Sam: Well that's not very nice, someone could get hurt here.

Soldier Sam: I'll go ahead sir, I have a sixth sense for danger.

[activates trap]

Zeebad: Yes, and you almost lost senses three through five.

Zeebad: Dispose of the prisoner!

Soldier Sam: Cant't do that sir, Geneva Convention.

Zeebad: I don't care if it's a Star Trek convention, BEAM HIM OFF!

Soldier Sam: Er, can I ask about holidays?

Zeebad: Three weeks in summer.

Soldier Sam: Very generous, sir.

Zeebad: Not that it will ever be summer again...

Soldier Sam: [left for dead by Zeebad] Evil villains... can be so cruel.