Softball Player Quotes in Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Softball Player Quotes:
Hank Evans: Hey, ringworm.
[Softball Player looks around]
Hank Evans: Yeah, I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick up that butt, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?
Softball Player: Hey, man, take it easy. It's just a cigarette.
Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well, this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around, it can leave one hell of a mess.
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