Sofia Quotes in Wasabi (2001)

Sofia: You're wearing cologne?

Hubert Fiorentini: Yes, I found an old bottle.

Sofia: The bottle I gave you 2 years ago?

Sofia: Is that your angle, rescuing girls?

Josh: I just try to help people where I can.

Sofia: Another holy roller.

Victor: Nice car. My deputy says you entered the town illegally. We take the law seriously here.

Sofia: I let him in, Victor. He has an injured girl in there.

Victor: You shut your mouth.

Victor: [back to Josh] Here's the way it's gonna go: You give me your keys, then you pay a fine. Can't pay? You work.

Josh: Don't do this.

Sofia: Can you teach me to believe what you believe? Growing up, I never even went to church. My mom just thought it was a waste of time. We had no interest in it, so... joke's on us, right?

Aunt Bea: Why are you still here? Didn't you hear him call?

Sofia: Who?

Aunt Bea: Jesus.

Sofia: I don't think so. I don't know.

Aunt Bea: You don't know? Well, you better start listenin'. It's almost time.

Sofia: Whadda you mean? Time for what?

Aunt Bea: Why, the end.

Sofia: I'm not afraid of dying; I'm afraid of pain.

Sofia: So I'm an article of trade?

Kurt: Yes. A useful thing in terms of classic capitalism. I studied economics, I know what I'm talking about.

Marina: Are you nuts? What have you done?

Sofia: I killed him a bit.

Celie: [lunging towards Albert with a knife] I curse you. Until you do right by me everything you think about is gonna crumble!

Sofia: Don't do it Mrs. Celie. Don't trade places with what I been through.

Shug: Come on, Celie, let's go to the car.

Sofia: He ain't worth it, he ain't worth it.

Albert: Who you think you is? You can curse nobody. Look at you. Your black, you're poor, you're ugly, you're a woman, you're nothing at all!

Celie: Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!

Grady: It's been a pleasure meeting all of you. Good-bye.

Sofia: Sat in that jail, I sat in that jail til I near about done rot to death. I know what it like to wanna go somewhere and cain't. I know what it like to wanna sing... and have it beat out 'ya. I want to thank you, Miss Celie, fo everything you done for me. I 'members that day in the store with Miss Millie - I's feelin' real down. I's feelin' mighty bad. And when I seed you - I know'd there is a God. I know'd there is a God.

Sofia: [after telling Celie she knows how she feels] Oh... Sofia home, now. Sofia home. Things is gonna be changin' around here. Pass me them peas, boy.

Miss Millie: You kids are so clean. You wanna come work for me, be my maid?

Sofia: Hell no.

Sofia: You told Harpo to beat me?

Sofia: Sofia's happy now.

Sofia: Now you want a dead son-in-law, Mrs. Celie? You just keep on advising him like you doing.

Sofia: I'm pre-orgasmic.

Jamie: Does that mean you're about to have one?

Sofia: [to Severin] You are so far behind you think you are first.

Bitch: My name's Bitch.

Sofia: Hi, Bitch.

Rob: I'm looking for a job!

Sofia: What kind of a job? A handjob?

Ceth: Is my hair okay?

Sofia: Yeah, it's fine.

Ceth: Thanks.

Justin Bond: This place has really taken off in the last few years since all these young people started flocking to the city.

Sofia: Well, why would they come to New York? It's so expensive to live here.

Justin Bond: 9/11. It's the only thing real that's ever happened to them.

Ava: At least you see them. My parents don't even know I exist anymore. And they work all the time. I'm always alone.

Sofia: I hate being alone.

Ava: Whey they are home, they're on their phones. So I don't even know why they bother. They're like... real-life zombies. I hate them.

Georgie: Okay, now something happy, please.

Ava: Oh, yeah. I kissed Christopher.

Sofia: Oh, my god.

Ava: It was weird. I mean, the kiss was not weird. His tongue in my mouth was.

Sofia: I know. The first time is kind of freaky.

Ava: Yeah. Didn't know what he was doing.

Sofia: He probably didn't either.

Ava: I know, right? It felt like he was cleaning my teeth.

Dr. White: All you care about is yourselves, right? It's - it's easier that way, right?

[screaming into the girl's faces in anger]

Dr. White: It's fucking easier that way! Do you give a shit about anybody, do you? Do you care about anyone?

Ava: Really, swear she went home.

Dr. White: Are you an idiot? She didn't go home. I was just there. What part of that do you not understand?

[grabs Ava by her necklace]

Dr. White: You're smiling? Why are you smiling?

Ava: I'm not smiling.

Dr. White: Why are you smiling?

Ava: I'm not...

Dr. White: Where is she?

[letting go of Ava]

Dr. White: Little bitches are capable of anything. Do you remember what you did to her last time? I should have pressed charges.

Sam: We're sorry okay?

Dr. White: You know, you should all be institutionalized.

Sam: I'll go look for her.

[leaves the house]

Dr. White: It's so sick. It's just so sick. You know, really when you think about it, it's pretty sick, isn't it. The only way to get to you guys... The only way to get to your little demented, squirreled up little heads...

[pushing through the girls and walks to kitchen and grabs knife]

Dr. White: The only way to scare your selfish, spoiled and corrupt minds is to scare the shit out of you! Little stunted brains.

[the girls scream and Ava runs away]

Dr. White: Get back here!

[he looks at the other three girls]

Dr. White: Now it's just us, right? Why don't we just talk about things okay? Why don't we just talk about this calmly?

Sofia: You put that knife down and leave this instant!

Georgie: I'm gonna call the police.

Sofia: This is crazy. You can't treat us this way. And if you think my mother isn't going to have my back, you're wrong. You messed her tits up and she's pissed.

Sofia: If you have any objections, kindly go to hell.

Todd Jackson: You tell 'em!

Sofia: We all have to fall in love from time to time... To feed our daughters, and our mothers. And sisters.

Taxi Dance Hall Manager: What are you doing? Dancing with a blind man! You will disturb the other guests.

Todd Jackson: You try and stop us.

[says something in Chinese]

Taxi Dance Hall Manager: You will disturb the other guests.

Sofia: If you have any objections, kindly go to hell.

Todd Jackson: Why aren't you at home in your bed?

Sofia: There is no bed for me till morning. My daughter... Sorry, I was forgetting our agreement.

Todd Jackson: I told you, there is no agreement. I just once thought that we'd get on best if we confined our friendship to within these walls.

Sofía: Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

[last lines to Sofia]

David: Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around.

Sofía: I'll find you again.

David: I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats.

Sofía: I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.

Sofía: I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini.

David: Look at us. I'm frozen and you're dead, and I love you.

Sofía: It's a problem.

David: I lost you when I got in that car. I'm sorry.

[Sofía is taking David's mask off]

David: How bad is it?

Sofía: ...Well... your ears are in the right place... And the rest of it... is not bad at all. It's perfect!

David: I like your life.

Sofía: Well, it's mine and you can't have it!

Sofía: I have to get some sleep. Truthfully, I also work as a dental assistant.

David: Boy, am I going to the wrong dentist!

[first lines]

Sofía: [in Spanish] Open your eyes.

Sofía: [in English] Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open you...

[David wakes up and pushes the snooze button on his alarm]

Sofía: What about you? What's your nickname?

David: Citizen Dildo.

Sofía: Hmm. You are not staying over.

David: And to what do I owe this pleasure?

Sofía: The pleasure of Sofia Serrano.

David: See, I've got this little problem. I've got a stalker.

Sofía: It doesn't sound life threatening.

David: But I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we're having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.

[Both laugh]

David: I know it's tough.

Sofía: I'll improvise.

Sofía: But I just think good things will happen, if you are a good person with a good attitude, don't you think?

Sofía: Do you love me? I mean really love me. Because if you don't... I'll just have to kill you.

Sofía: [Sarcastically, as she looks at a glass case in David's apartment] So, this is what's become of rock-and-roll - a smashed guitar behind a glass case displayed on some rich guy's wall!

David: No. Tell me now.

Sofía: I'll tell you later.

David: If something's wrong please tell me now.

Sofía: [Watching a news article on Cryonics. A dog has survived freezing in a lake] See? It's all right. It worked for Benny!

Sofía: Holy God. This is going to change my life in a zillion different ways. I must be nuts.

Carl: Hey man, you got one choice. You can show us around this shithole or we take our money elsewhere to Kentucky Fuck Chicken, which would be better than the shit your shovelling anyway.

Sofia: Carl, you promised.

Emma: Zack, put your testosterone away before you poison yourself.

Phillip Winter: Listen. You have to guess what this is.

[makes sound of horse running]

Beta: A horse! He's afraid!

Zé: Yeah, horse!

Vera: That's it!

Sofia: He's running very fast! He's galloping!

Phillip Winter: Right. And who is always on a horse?

Zé: A cowboy.

Phillip Winter: Right. And now...

[makes sound of lighting a match]

Vera: A match!

Zé: He lights a match!

Phillip Winter: [makes sound of fire]

Sofia: What's that?

Zé: He makes a fire!

Vera: Yeah, he makes a fire!

Phillip Winter: Mmm hmm...

[makes sound of frying eggs]

Zé: What's that?

Sofia: He makes something to eat. Yes, a steak!

Zé: A steak!

Phillip Winter: [pauses] Nnnehh... This cowboy is... vegetarian. Listen again.

Sofia: [speaking to Dean about being from Argentina] It's a country.

Sofia: We need to hang onto our past, because the present is too difficult.

Sofia: Dean, do you know why Pablo came back to his country?

Dean Seagrave: [in a sarcastic tone] I'm sure it was because he missed the warmth, friendliness, and honesty of the Argentine people.

Sofia: You are very arrogant, you know.

[from trailer]

Sofia: I don't think I can give him up.

Monica Garcia: So, how long have you been having morning sickness?

Sofia: 2 weeks.

Monica Garcia: Any other symptoms? You horny?

Sofia: No.

Monica Garcia: You're horny!

Sofia: Maybe a little... Oh god. Ok, ok, ok. A lot. Very horny, Monica. Horny all the time. Horny before morning sickness, horny after morning sickness, and horny between. Horny, horny, horny, horny.

Monica Garcia: I've never seen you horny before.

Sofia: I'm supposed to meet that doctor from the ER.

Sofia: I'm thinking of canceling.

Monica Garcia: Why?

Sofia: Because, he'll say a compliment like "Hello, how are you?" and I'm afraid that I'll start humping his leg like a dog.

Sofia: I'm very disappointed in you Max. First, you break into my apartment. Then, you hit a girl.

Max: Your not mad at me about hitting Kenny?

Sofia: No, that one I can forgive. He's a pervert and he should be stopped. But, I don't want you hitting Charlie. If she tries to kiss you, kiss her back.

Max: No way!

Sofia: Women don't like men who give in too easily. Trust me. She kisses you because she loves a challenge.

Max: Why?

Sofia: Because... because women are like locas. That's why.

Max: I thought she kisses me because she thinks I'm cute.

Ross: I'm just saying. You just might send the wrong signal you know. He might misinterpret things, your signs.

Sofia: So what? I'm a flirt. I flirt. Big deal.

Ross: Why?

Sofia: Why not? It's fun, harmless.

Sofia: Nothing's more sad than a man who drinks alone.

Sofia: That's not shaving lotion. It smells like shit! And I don't like that smell. It offends me.

Sofia: Sofia looked after you. Sofia made you special. Nobody fucks with Sophia!