SOD McKinley Quotes in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)

SOD McKinley: I'll try to be quick. In case you haven't noticed, we have a motorcycle convention moving in and let's face it, you didn't come here to listen to me talk.

Perfect Tommy: You're right.

SOD McKinley: Geez! What the hell is going on here, Bigboot? Where's my bomber?

John Bigboote: BigbooTAY. John O'Connor, put this on the track.

SOD McKinley: Hey, I don't give a flying handshake what your name is. I'm here to see a bomber. This sure ain't it.

John Bigboote: Let's go back upstairs to my office and talk about this like two reasonable beings.

SOD McKinley: Now, you listen to me. Your private life, that's your own concern, but I'm here to see a bomber, and I'm damned sure going to see it now. Look at this place! Don't you have any pride? It's like a damn pig-sty in here!

John Bigboote: It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy?

SOD McKinley: I don't give a flying handshake what your name is.

Scooter Lindley: [pointing an assault rifle at McKinley] Get away from that car or I'll drink your blood!

SOD McKinley: [nervously] What'cha got there, son? That's not... real, is it?

[Scooter turns, fires a shot in the air, and turns back to McKinley]

Scooter Lindley: Get 'em up!

SOD McKinley: You are... John YaYa. And you... John Small Berries.