Snake Quotes in Running Scared (1986)

Snake: [having taken over the police radio] Calling all cars! Calling all cars! UFO landing on Michigan Avenue!

[gets punched by Danny]

Snake: Julio don't work for nobody. His boss had an accident, he fell on a knife four times.

[Cobras are leaving Daniel/Jessica stranded on ropes]

Daniel Larusso: Hey!

Snake: Yes, sweetheart?

Daniel Larusso: Pull us up, man!

Mike Barnes: The stakes just went up. Give us the tree.

Jessica Andrews: No, Daniel, don't!

Daniel Larusso: [does anyway] All right, but just be careful.

Dennis: [laughing evilly] What are you going to do with it?

Snake: Replant it.

[raises it and acts like he's gonna thrust it in the canyon]

Snake: Down there!

Daniel Larusso: NO!

Jessica Andrews: NO!

Mike Barnes: [disgusted] Enough talk. Give me the tree!

[takes it]

Mike Barnes: Okay. Now you want it, right?

Daniel Larusso: Yes!

Jessica Andrews: Yes!

Mike Barnes: And you don't want me to replant down there?

Daniel Larusso: Yes.

Jessica Andrews: Yes.

Mike Barnes: Hey, Daniel.

[breaks the trunk of the tree]

Mike Barnes: Make a wish.

[goes off laughing very hard with Dennis and Snake]

Daniel Larusso: [looks at the injured tree very heart broken]

Snake: [entering shop] What's that smell?

Mike Barnes: I don't know.

[sniffs air]

Mike Barnes: It smells like yellow streak.

Daniel Larusso: Hey! Okay! This isn't funny anymore.

Snake: [real cocky] Oh, I know.

Mike Barnes: Sign the application yet?

Daniel Larusso: No.

Snake: [calls across the room] Hey Dennis! He didn't sign it yet.

Dennis: [puts something down he was looking at and shakes his head back and forth making tsking sounds. Then he karate chops some shoji windows]

[entering the Bonsai Shop]

Snake: Room for one more down there?

[the Cobras are pulling Daniel/Jessica but stop about 95% of the way up so they can get the application]

Daniel Larusso: Hey! Pull us up!

Snake: First give us the application.

Daniel Larusso: No! I'll give it to you when we get up there.

Mike Barnes: [lets Jessica fall for 1/2 second. She's fallen 5 feet]

Daniel Larusso: All right! All right!

[gives it to Snake]

Daniel Larusso: Here.

Mike Barnes: Check it out.

Snake: [does] It's cool.

Mike Barnes: [points at Daniel lecturing] You back out of this and this will seem like a pretty nice dream compared to what we all will do to you... and her.

Terry Silver: [speaking to Mike Barnes] If you're looking to be a bad boy in L.A., Snake's the boy to be bad with. Right, Snake?

Snake: You know it.

Snake: Shit! What's wrong with you woman? Why can't you just open a door like a normal person?

Snake: Look, you gonna piss me off! You jive jungle freak!

Snake: You know that there be Purty Boy's gun. Where'd you get that, huh?

David Rand: I found it... in the woods.

Snake: Well, I found this

[produces a huge hunting knife]

Snake: in my cousin Tull's body. And I figure you just

[takes a swipe at David]

Snake: know who it belong to!

Snake: Well, what I want to know is where they done hid the pussy?

One Eye: Maybe they's the breed what can't abide female poontang!

Purty Boy: Sure hope so! That un's the one I want!

[points at Marty]

Snake: Splatter that son of a bitch!

Snake: My name's Snake. I don't like speech. I never even signed up for it. And I ain't got no hobbies, 'less you call collecting knives and putting tattoos across the foreheads of guys I don't like..."hobbies." And I have a 1.1 GPA...

Jack Abramoff: What 'er you in for, Snake?

Snake: Assault and battery. Resisting arrest. Chicken shit beef like that. How 'bout you?

Jack Abramoff: Oh, me. I work in D.C. I'm a lobbyist.

Snake: Lobbyist. That against the law?

Jack Abramoff: [explaining his plight to fellow convicts] The right of individuals, groups, and corporations to lobby the Federal Government is protected by the right to petition in the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

Snake: So what's the problem?

Jack Abramoff: Honesty, I don't know. I don't know.

[Snake and Eddie are riding in the hi-jacked police car; and Eddie is coming up to the two main Airport signs]

Eddie: Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?

Snake: What do you think?

Jenny Herk: I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.

Snake: [looks at the signs] Departures.

[In the Jolly Jackal Russian's bar; Leo is holding a baseball bat]

Leonard: Out!

Snake: [about Puggy] He broke my ankle!

Leonard: I break your head!

Monica Romero: You're making a big mistake.

Snake: Story of my life.

[Getting into the hi-jacked police car]

Snake: Let's go.

Eddie: I ain't never driven one of these before.

Snake: It ain't a spaceship, asshole. Drive.

Snake: [remarking on his gun] Remember. I'm gonna have this thing pointed right at you. So, don't do something stupid.

Jenny Herk: How would you even know if I did something stupid.

Snake: I'll just know. Believe me, I can tell the difference.

Snake: If you don't do like I say, you know what's gonna happen to you, right?

Puggy: You're gonna shoot me?

Snake: You got that right.

[At the Airport Security Walk-through]

Airport Security Checker: What is this?

Snake: A garbage disposal.

Airport Security Checker: A garbage disposal?

Snake: Portable.

Airport Security Checker: You'll have to turn it on.

Snake: It's got a timer.

[turns the switches of the bomb on]

Snake: Grounds up your garbage, while you're out.

[In the airplane]

Snake: How about we go now?

Airplane Captain Justin Hobart: Sir, we have to finish the preflight checklist. It's for your safety, sir.

Snake: [points to his gun in his hand] I got my safety right here, asshole.

Snake: [to the Russians] If you assholes try to call the cops after we leave, the next bullet goes through your head.

Snake: [to Puggy] Next time I see you again, you're dead.

Eliot Arnold: Let go of the suitcase!

Snake: The Kingpin will never let go of the Kingpin's suitcase!

Snake: We need four tickets to the Bahamas, one-way, next flight you got.

Fly by Air Ticket Agent: Nassau or Freeport?

Snake: The Bahamas.

Fly by Air Ticket Agent: Nassau and Freeport are in the Bahamas.

Snake: [confused] Whichever's next.

Snake: [on seeing Eddie out cold on the floor] Eddie... get up! Get up, you lazy shit!

Eliot Arnold: [confronting Snake] He's not lazy, he's unconscious.

Fly by Air Ticket Agent: Ok, I gonna need your names sir.

Snake: John Smith.

Fly by Air Ticket Agent: And the other names, sir?

[referring to Eddie, Jenny and Puggy]

Snake: John Smith.

Fly by Air Ticket Agent: You're all John Smith?

Snake: Everybody.

Fly by Air Ticket Agent: [suspicious] Ok, I'm gonna need some ID.

Snake: [Snake hands her more money]

Snake: There you go.

Fly by Air Ticket Agent: Ok, family Smith. Have a nice flight.

Snake: But she kissed me.

Possum - Flat Critter: Girls get very kissey.

Snake: You're so beautiful I can eat your teeth.

Snake: Excuse me, I think I left my yacht running.

Snake: Who are you?

Junior: You know me, I'm Junior.

Snake: Junior? Who's your father?

Junior: Junior.

Snake: Junior Senior?

Junior: Yah.

Snake: And you're are Junior Junior?

Junior: That's right.

Snake: You fuckin' PA's kill me

Junior: hey man my family's fromt he dominican republic

Snake: [about Stash] Why is he in fuckin' plaster?

Gogo: He was racing a bus. He outran it.

Snake: You know what woke you up? I just slit your throat.

Snake: I can give you a gun, why not? And you'll use it... and then? You know what happens then? You get caught.