Snails Quotes in Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Snails Quotes:
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Snails: I got a new name for "dumb": "Ridley"! This is the Ridleyest thing I've ever heard!
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[while scaling the towers of the magic school, to Ridley]
Snails: Why don't we just rob God while we up here.
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Snails: She must've put some kinda holding spell into that bracelet.
Ridley: Yeah, must be the only way she can get guys to come home with her.
Marina Pretensa: I'd have to put a feeble mind spell on myself to want to take *you* home.
Snails: That was funny.
Marina Pretensa: You're going to the city dungeon.
Snails: That wasn't.
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Ridley: We gotta save Marina.
Snails: Wait. What about the dwarf?
Ridley: You get the dwarf. I'll get the girl.
Snails: Wait, how come I always gotta get the dwarf?
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Norda: How old are you?
Snails: Twenty-three. Yeah, I know I'm a little young for you, but what if I get my hands on an aging potion, huh? I'll sacrifice a couple of years for you.
Norda: I'm two hundred and thirty-four.
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[Ridley recites an incantation, hoping to decode a scroll]
Ridley: Alanor, salah, bedara!
[Nothing happens. Hands scroll to Marina]
Ridley: Can't blame me for trying. At least I...
[Ridley is sucked into the map]
Snails: Woo hoo! See that there? I knew that boy had talent!
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Snails: I thought you said this was gonna be easy.
Ridley: No, I said it wasn't impossible.
Snails: See, that's the same thing you said when we robbed that little halfling's house.
[Ridley begins mouthing in time as Snails says;]
Snails: And who'd he catch? Me. And who'd he beat from the waist down? Me.
Ridley: Are you gonna jump?
Snails: You gonna catch me?
Ridley: I'm gonna catch you.
Snails: Promise?
Ridley: I promise. Now jump.
Snails: All right.
[There is a noise off to the side and Ridley turns around as Snails screams then falls to the ground]
Ridley: Sorry. I though I heard something.
Snails: You did. Me hitting the ground.
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Sunset Shimmer: This looks terrible! There should be more streamers near the stage and fewer balloons.
[balloon pops]
Snips: Yeah, streamers!
Snails: And fewer balloons!
[thud]
-- Snails
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