Smilzo Quotes in West and Soda (1965)

Il Cattivissimo: [to Ursus and Smilzo] Idiots! Fools! Imbeciles! I don't know what keeps me from hanging you! I want to know where she found that gold! I want it, I want it, I want it! Get a brain, you dogs! Understand! And do a little bit of thinking, too!

[He swallows several pills]

Il Cattivissimo: Now!

Smilzo: Boss... by tomorrow you will know everything... I have an excellent idea.

Il Cattivissimo: Spit it out!

[Smilzo spits on the ground]

Smilzo: Let's get help from the lovely Esmeralda.

Il Cattivissimo: Esmeralda? Uh... what do you mean?

Smilzo: I mean that women know how to talk to men.

[He giggles maniacally]