Smaug Quotes in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Smaug: [to Bard] Is that your child? You cannot save him from the fire! He will BURN!

[Smaug descends upon the blazing Lake-Town and looks toward Bard, who has been shooting arrows at him and now has the Black Arrow in hand]

Smaug: WHO are YOU, that would stand against ME?

[Bard grabs his bow but finds it broken]

Smaug: Now that is a pity. What will you do now, Bowman? You are forsaken. No help will come!

Smaug: [to Bard] Tell me, WRETCH, how now shall you challenge me? You have nothing left but your DEATH!

[Smaug is smothered with a deluge of molten gold]

Smaug: [rises up] Revenge? REVENGE? I will show you revenge!

[takes flight towards Lake Town]

Smaug: I am fire! I am... death!

Smaug: There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold... but far more PRECIOUS...

[Bilbo is assaulted by Sauron's eye and pulls off the ring]

Smaug: [sees him] There you are, Thief in the Shadows!

Bilbo Baggins: I did not come to steal from you, O Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy. I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you really were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them.

Smaug: [strikes a pose] And do you, NOW?

Bilbo Baggins: Truly, tales and songs fall utterly short of your enormity, O Smaug the Stupendous...

Smaug: Do you think flattery will keep you alive?

Bilbo Baggins: No, no...

Smaug: No, indeed!

Smaug: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?

[moves in Bilbo's direction]

Smaug: Where are you?

[Bilbo runs, but Smaug hears his footsteps across the gold and follows]

Smaug: Come now, don't be shy... step into the light.

Thorin Oakenshield: Here! You witless worm!

Smaug: YOU!

Thorin Oakenshield: I'm taking back what you stole.

Smaug: You will take NOTHING from me, dwarf. I laid low your warriors of old. I instilled terror in the hearts of men. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN!

Thorin Oakenshield: This is not your kingdom! These are dwarf lands. This is dwarf gold! And we will have our revenge!

Smaug: You think you can deceive me, Barrel-Rider? You have come from Lake Town! This is some sort of scheme hatched between these filthy dwarves and those miserable tub-trading Lakemen, those snivelling cowards with their Longbows and Black Arrows! Perhaps it is time I paid them a visit!

Bilbo Baggins: Oh, no... This isn't their fault! Wait! You can not go to Lake Town!

Smaug: You care about them, do you? Good! Then you can watch them DIE!

[Bilbo observes a bare patch on Smaug's chest]

Bilbo Baggins: So it is true, the Black Arrow found its mark...

Smaug: What did you say?

Smaug: You seem familiar with my name, but I don't remember smelling your kind before. Who are you and where do you come from, may I ask?

Bilbo Baggins: I come from under the hill...

Smaug: Underhill?

Bilbo Baggins: ...and under hills and over hills my paths lead. And through the air! I am he who walks unseen!

Smaug: Impressive. What else do you claim to be?

[leans forward to smell Bilbo]

Bilbo Baggins: L-Luck-Wearer... R-Riddle-Maker...

Smaug: Lovely titles... Go on.

Bilbo Baggins: Barrel-Rider!

Smaug: Barrels! Now that is interesting!

[Smaug has been keeping the Arkenstone away from Bilbo throughout their talk, however he lets it fall within reach of Bilbo]

Smaug: I am almost tempted to let you take it, if only to see Oakenshield suffer, watch it destroy him, watch it corrupt his heart and drive him mad... But I think not. I think our little game ends here!

Smaug: It's Oakenshield. That filthy Dwarvish usurper! He sent you in here for the Arkenstone, didn't he?

Bilbo Baggins: No no no no no, I have no idea what you're talking about...

Smaug: Don't bother denying it! I guessed his foul purpose some time ago! But it matters not. Oakenshield's quest will fail. A darkness is coming. It will spread to every corner of the land!

Smaug: The King Under the Mountain is dead! I took his throne, I ate his people like a wolf among sheep! I kill where I wish, WHEN I wish! My armour is iron, no blade can pierce me!

Smaug: You are being used, Thief in the Shadows. You were only ever a means to an end. The coward Oakenshield has weighed the value of your life and found it worth nothing...

Bilbo Baggins: No. No! You're lying!

Smaug: And what about your little dwarf friends? Where are they hiding?

Bilbo Baggins: Dwarves... No. No dwarves here. You've got that all wrong.

Smaug: Oh, I don't think so, Barrel-Rider! They sent you in here to do their dirty work, while they skulk about outside!

Bilbo Baggins: Truly, you are mistaken, O Smaug Chiefest and Greatest of All Calamities...

Smaug: You have nice manners for a thief, and a LIAR! I know the smell and taste of dwarves, no one better!

Smaug: Did you think I did not know this day would come, that a pack of canting dwarves would come crawling back to the Mountain?

Smaug: What did he promise you, a share of the treasure? As if it was his to give. I will not part with a single coin! Not one piece of it!

Smaug: My teeth are swords. My claws are spears. My wings are a HURRICANE!

Smaug: [charging towards the dwarves; roar-like] YOU WILL BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!

[Smaug is about to kill Thorin]

Thorin Oakenshield: [to Bilbo] NOW!

Bilbo Baggins: [jumping and grabbing the dwarvian lever] Argh!

[water spews out of the spouts]

Smaug: [roars; ready to breath fire] Arrgh...

[the water hits Smaug, cooling him off and distinguishing the fire in his lungs]

Smaug: [searching for the invisible Bilbo; menacingly] Well... Thief! I can smell you... I can hear your breath, I can feel your breath... Where-Are-You?

[comes really close to Bilbo, who begins to lose his nerve]

Smaug: Where are you?

[Out of fright, Bilbo takes off running. Smaug chases after him. Bilbo hides behind one of the columns]

Smaug: [calmly] Come now... Don't be shy. Step into the light.

[creeps towards Bilbo's hiding place]

Smaug: There is something you carry... Something made of gold. Except only much... more... Precious...

[Bilbo is assaulted by Sauron's eye and quickly takes the ring off. He sees Smaug's piercing eye in front of him. Bilbo gasps, startled]

Smaug: There you are... thief in the shadows.

Bilbo Baggins: I-I didn't come to steal, Smaug the inaccessibly wealthy. I only wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, and what the old tales say is true.

[whimpers]

Bilbo Baggins: But I did not believe them!

[Smaug fluidly slinks away and does a pose of grandiose]

Smaug: [proudly; his voice resonating] And DO YOU NOW?

Bilbo Baggins: [in awe] Yes... Yes, what the stories said is true.

Smaug: [to Bilbo] You have good manners for a thief and a LIAR!