Smart Tech Customer Quotes in The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Smart Tech Customer: This shit just got real!

Jay: What are you gonna do, bitch?

Smart Tech Customer: I'll tell you what. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?

Jay: You ever heard of rolling twenties, nigga? Since I was sixteen, nigga, I'm saying "frosty." You know what I'm saying? "Spoon", nigga. We fucked dwarves in the ass!

Smart Tech Customer: Nigga, this dwarf here don't got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face!

Andy Stitzer: [walks up quickly] Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart Tech. What can I help you with?

Smart Tech Customer: [points at Jay] Is this your boy?

Jay: Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! What? What? Where you at?

Andy Stitzer: Hey, how can we help you, sir?

Jay: No, no, he don't need no help! He's already been served. I served him. He's taken care of. He's a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch, and now he 'bout to bounce!

Smart Tech Customer: This your boy?

Jay: Yeah, nigga, that's my boy. We rep the same Smart Tech.

Smart Tech Customer: [points at Andy] You just got fucked up with him. Both ya'll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.

[pretends to shoot two guns at them]

Smart Tech Customer: Both ya'll niggas!

Andy Stitzer: What? What did I do?

Smart Tech Customer: It don't fucking matter!

Jay: Yeah, well, aim high, Willis. Aim high!

Smart Tech Customer: Wait, wait, wait, last thing, last thing. I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?

Jay: That I can't do...

Smart Tech Customer: Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.

Jay: Whoa, whoa, whoa... I ain't nobody's nigga.

Smart Tech Customer: Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.

Jay: Now you're being condescending, see? You've been warned, 'aight? Now, let's move forward amicably.

Smart Tech Customer: Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.

Jay: Okay, see... see, now you found yourself a nigga. You was lookin' for a nigga? Nigga here now!

Smart Tech Customer: [points to a TV playing a Michael McDonald DVD] If I get the set, will you throw in the DVD?

David: Tell you what. You *don't* get the set and I'll throw in the DVD.