Slug Quotes in The Toxic Avenger (1984)

Wanda: Slug, are you sure no one will come in?

Slug: I paid Tony 15 bucks. He said the place is ours till tomorrow morning.

[Melvin catches Slug and Wanda having sex in the locker room]

Slug: Get out of here you pervert.

[Wanda pulls out a switchblade]

Wanda: Or I'll kill you.

Bozo: [about Melvin, who is clumsily mopping] Would you take a look at that fucking guy? The mop boy. Can't even mop right!

Julie: He's SO stupid!

Slug: He's always got that shit-eatin' grin on his face. What's he so happy about?

Bozo: I HATE that mop boy.

Julie: [as Melvin approaches] I think that creep's comin' over here!

Bozo: [sniffs] Julie, you... uh, smell somethin'?

Julie: Ew! Pee-you! What's that stink?

Melvin Junko: [sniffs] G-Gee, t-that's funny, I don't smell nothin'.

Cockroach waitress: Here you go, slick. Enjoy.

Slug: [takes one bite and his mouth starts to bubble] Ow, Oww! Hey, I said no salt!

Slug: I can't be late on the first day!

[Starts huffing and puffing as he crawls at a slow rate]

[the Slug from the start of the film finally makes it to Class]

Slug: [Exhausted] Thank Goodness. I made it. First Day of Class.

[Noticing no-one there but a Janitor]

Slug: Hey, where did everyone go?

Janitor: The School Year's over kid. You *missed* it.

[the Slug behind to leave the room, once again at a Slow Rate]

Slug: High five!

[He realizes he has no hands]

Slug: Oh, yeah.

Rita: This is quite tasty.

Roddy: Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, four raisins and a box of rice.

Rita: Rice?

Slug: [singing] What's that urge from deep inside? / The need to hurl won't be denied / That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating.

Maggots: Larva, larva, larva...

Roddy: Well. That explains why it all ran to one side when I put salt in it.

Roddy: [singing] Ice cold Rita / Never did I meet a / Girl who's half so cruel / I offered her a jewel / But she left me stuck / Stranded on a duck / What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy... Me! / That's Roddy St. James of Kensington.

Slug: Poor, poor Roddy / Flushed down his own potty / Rita, can't you find it in your heart... to help him?

Roddy: How mean can one rat be? / Ice cold Rita / Won't you be sweeter to me?

Slug: [singing] Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have nobody for my own!

[Roddy closes the window on the Slugs]

Bianca: [after Fred Graham kisses her to shut her up] I was just saying "Thank you"!

Slug: How do you suppose she says "You're welcome"?

Slug: To flee or not to flee, that is the question... Going away is such sweet sorrow.

Slug: What would you take for a little dance?

Polly: I'd take arsenic!

Slug: Smart little cracker, ain't ya?