Slow-Witted Narrator Quotes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Slow-Witted Narrator Quotes:
American Narrator: [over a sweeping shot of mountains] Once in a lifetime, there comes a motion picture which changes the whole history of motion pictures. A picture so stunning in its effect, so vast in its impact that it profoundly affects the lives of all who see it.
[dissolve to footage of King Arthur knighting Dennis]
American Narrator: One such film is...
Voice Director: [dismissively, trailer pauses] Very good, thank you. Yes, thank you. Next, please.
Slow-Witted Narrator: [trailer footage restarts] Once. In a. Life... time. There comes A... moh-tion pic-ture. Which... changes the 'hole... 'istory of moh... tion pictures. Eh...
Voice Director: [trailer pauses] Yes, thank you. Next!
Stupid Narrator: [shouts as trailer footage restarts] ONCE! IN A! LIFETIME!
Voice Director: [annoyed] Go away!
Stupid Narrator: [shocked] What?
Voice Director: Next!
Stupid Narrator: What's wrong with my voice? My voice is alright, my brain is wrong...
Japanese Narrator: [trailer footage restarts, subtitled] Once in a lifetime there comes a motion picture which changes the whole history of motion pictures...
Voice Director: [pleased] That's more like it!
Japanese Narrator: One such film is Kurosawa's "The Seven Samurai". Another was "Ivan the Terrible". Then there are more run-of-the-mill films like... "Herbie Rides Again", "La Notte", and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
[the castle model behind Arthur and Dennis falls over. Arthur unexpectedly runs Dennis through with his sword]
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Characters on Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
- Sir Lancelot
- Sir Robin
- Sir Bedevere
- Peasant 3
- Peasant 1
- Peasant 2
- French Soldier
- Brother Maynard
- 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds
- Sir Galahad
- Large Man with Dead Body
- The Dead Collector
- King of Swamp Castle
- Knight 1
- Knight 2
- Other Knights
- Sir Bors
- Random Person in the crowd
- Knights of Camelot
- Left Head
- Prince Herbert
- Second Swallow-Savvy Guard
- Leader of The Knights who say NI!
- Other French soldiers
- Roger the Shrubber
- Wedding Guest
- American Narrator
- Voice Director
- Stupid Narrator
- Japanese Narrator