Sloth Quotes in The Goonies (1985)

Sloth: Hey, you guys!

[Chunk and Sloth are chained up together]

Chunk: Hey, mister? Are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.

Sloth: Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!

Chunk: Here you go.

[Chunk tosses the candy bar to Sloth and it hits him in the head. Both scream]

Chunk: I'm sorry, mister! I'm sorry!

[Sloth rips his chains out of the wall and goes to pick up the candy bar. Then, he realizes he's free]

Chunk: Gee, mister. You're even hungrier than I am.

Chunk: Hello, Sheriff's Office? I'd like to report a murder!

Sheriff: Hold on, hold on a minute. Is that you again, Lawrence?

Chunk: Listen, Sheriff, I know I've jerked you around before, but this is for real now. I'm in the Fratellis' basement, with this guy...

Sloth: Rocky Road? Heh Heh!

Sheriff: Yeah, like that time you told me about the fifty Iranian terrorists who took over all the Sizzler steakhouses in the city?

Chunk: Sloth, get back here! Sloth!

Sheriff: Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on them?

[as Chunk follows Sloth, the phone cord rips out of the wall. The Sheriff hears a dial tone]

Sheriff: Lawrence?

Francis Fratelli: Get the rope here. Slothy, Slothy, jumprope Slothy.

Jake Fratelli: What do you mean jump rope?

Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Jumprope! Jumprope.

[singing]

Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies...

[Jake and Francis swing around Sloth to tie him up]

Sloth: [Sloth rips off his shirt revealing a T-Shirt with the Superman 'S' on the front] Sloth!

Jake Fratelli: We're in deep shit now, Francis.

Francis Fratelli: Oh, shit!

[Chunk and Sloth come across the out-of-control pipes]

Chunk: Yeah. Mikey's been through here, all right.

[Sloth grabs some pipes and pushes them up. He hears a car crash, a woman scream and sirens]

Sloth: Uh-oh.

Sloth: Mama!

Mama Fratelli: Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm?

Sloth: Mama, you've been bad.

Mama Fratelli: Oh, Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good.

Sloth: Yeah!

Mama Fratelli: You remember that song I used to sing to you?

Sloth: Yeah!

Mama Fratelli: You were little back then?

[singing]

Mama Fratelli: Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall...

Sloth: Break! Fall!

Mama Fratelli: No! I only dropped once.

Sloth: Ahh!

Mama Fratelli: Well, maybe twice. No Sloth! Put me down!

Jake Fratelli: You know Sloth, if you sit too close to the TV, you're going hurt your eyes.

Sloth: Eh!

Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone!

Jake Fratelli: You know Sloth if you sit too close to the TV you're going hurt your eyes.

Sloth: [grunting] Eh!

Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone.

Sloth: Rocky... road?

Chunk: [the cave is falling down, the goonies are escaping with the help of Sloth] Sloth! Come on!

Sloth: Sloth love Chunk!

Chunk: I love you too and you're going to get crushed!

Sloth: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!