Slam Quotes in 3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994)

Night Club Manager: What'd you say the name of your band was called?

Glam, Vinnie: Mondo Diarrhea.

Slam: Alien Vomit.

Slam: [after Tum Tum hit his face with a pie] Mmmm, Lemon Meringue.

Tum Tum: Banana Cream Bozo, nice try!

Vinnie: I think that's him.

Slam: Who?

Glam: The old fart. The guy we're trying to steal this from.

[shows photo of dagger]

Vinnie: No wonder your uncle's offering twenty grand.

Vinnie: What are you guys, Teenage Mutant wannabes?

Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.: Not!

[swings down from tree and knocks them down]

Tum Tum, Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas, Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.: We're the 3 Ninjas! Yah!

Slam: Let's get outta here while we're still standing.

Vinnie: I'm with that, brother. Out of my way, Slam, I'm outta here!

Glam: [Slam and Vinnie run] I'm working with idiots.

Slam: One! Two! Three... three...

Vinnie, Glam: Four!

Slam: Four!

VVS Mand: Well, if this doesn't help in the count of a minute. Then I'll have to goddamn break down the whole can.

Slam: But, how come our new 12 dollar plunger doesn't work a shit?

VVS Mand: I'll tell you why my friend. Because the plunger I have here is actually 15 to 20 times more powerful than that. Feel it by yourself.

VVS Mand: 15 to 20 times more powerful than that piece of crap! Look at it! It's useless!

Slim: What about the bill. How much is it?

VVS Mand: 100 bucks!

Slam: 100 bucks?

VVS Mand: No reason to panic. I'll send it by mail.

Slam: [Slim and Slam is sitting in the couch, and playing Tekken 3 on Playstation] Again! Yeah, man!

Slim: Damn! Arrgh!

[pause]

Slim: Gotcha your junkie, man! Did ya see that?

Slam: Fuck you, man! Have a circle kick!

Slim: No!

Slum: [sitting on the toilet] Hey, Slam? Did you read that Robert Crumb moved to Southern France?

Slam: Nah.