Slam Quotes in 3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994)
Night Club Manager: What'd you say the name of your band was called?
Glam, Vinnie: Mondo Diarrhea.
Slam: Alien Vomit.
Slam: [after Tum Tum hit his face with a pie] Mmmm, Lemon Meringue.
Tum Tum: Banana Cream Bozo, nice try!
Vinnie: I think that's him.
Glam: The old fart. The guy we're trying to steal this from.
[shows photo of dagger]
Vinnie: No wonder your uncle's offering twenty grand.
Vinnie: What are you guys, Teenage Mutant wannabes?
Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.: Not!
[swings down from tree and knocks them down]
Tum Tum, Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas, Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr.: We're the 3 Ninjas! Yah!
Slam: Let's get outta here while we're still standing.
Vinnie: I'm with that, brother. Out of my way, Slam, I'm outta here!
Glam: [Slam and Vinnie run] I'm working with idiots.
Slam: One! Two! Three... three...
Vinnie, Glam: Four!
VVS Mand: Well, if this doesn't help in the count of a minute. Then I'll have to goddamn break down the whole can.
Slam: But, how come our new 12 dollar plunger doesn't work a shit?
VVS Mand: I'll tell you why my friend. Because the plunger I have here is actually 15 to 20 times more powerful than that. Feel it by yourself.
VVS Mand: 15 to 20 times more powerful than that piece of crap! Look at it! It's useless!
Slim: What about the bill. How much is it?
VVS Mand: 100 bucks!
Slam: 100 bucks?
VVS Mand: No reason to panic. I'll send it by mail.
Slam: [Slim and Slam is sitting in the couch, and playing Tekken 3 on Playstation] Again! Yeah, man!
Slim: Damn! Arrgh!
Slim: Gotcha your junkie, man! Did ya see that?
Slam: Fuck you, man! Have a circle kick!
Slum: [sitting on the toilet] Hey, Slam? Did you read that Robert Crumb moved to Southern France?
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