Skylar Quotes in Storm Watch (2002)

Skylar: [to Neville] I'm looking forward to seeing you in another life.

Ashton: Monsters! Are you alright? Did they get you?

Skylar: No! My life just flashed before my eyes all in thanks to a family of raccoons. I'm really dead now... decaying before your eyes. Wanna see?

Ashton: Really? Does it hurt?

Skylar: Only the first time!

Ashton: Oh, well that's good!

Skylar: ...I'm gonna go wash my face!

Ashton: Oh come on, live a little. Let's do it. Yep - the magic gummy bears want to play!

Skylar: And, do what? Summon some hot buff demon who will screw your brains out then rip your throat open? No, thank you! Put that thing back where you found it!

Skylar: This isn't the made for TV movie where a bunch of queers get lost in the woods and have to eat each others' asses to survive!

Skylar: Oh, now the straight boy knows his jewelry. How dare you sneak trips off to Tiffany without a queer-peer in hand!

Skylar: Oh, why is your neck so scary?

Skylar: Oh no, don't you be starting that again. Get a room. I'm so horny that the slightest tease of anything may possibly cause me to explode! I wasn't kidding about exploding, guys! Keep making me watch that and you will think the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man got gunned down again!

Skylar: Well, you've got the marks to prove it. That, or there was one hell of a mosquito in here!

Skylar: Okay, confess... he let you blow him, didn't he? Or better yet, he sucked you off? Baptized into gaydom with a nice protein smoothie!

Skylar: [before leaving the bar to catch up with his friends] Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?

Will: Great, or maybe we could get together and just eat a bunch of caramels.

Skylar: What?

Will: When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.

Skylar: [laughs] Okay, sounds good.

Skylar: [in Skylar's dorm room] What is your obsession with this money? My father died when I was 13 and I inherited this money. You don't think that every day I wake up and wish I could give it back? That I would give it back in a second if I could have one more day with him? But I can't, and that's my life and I deal with it. So don't put your shit on me when you're the one that's afraid.

Will: I'm afraid? What am I afraid of? What the fuck am I afraid of?

Skylar: You're afraid of me! You're afraid that I won't love you back! Fuck it, I wanna give it a shot! At least I'm honest with you.

Skylar: [while drinking coffee on the outside patio of a coffee shop] Do you have lots of brothers and sisters?

Will: I'm Irish Catholic, what do you think?

Skylar: But how many?

Will: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Skylar: Why? Go on, what, 5? 7? 8? How many?

Will: I have 12 big brothers.

Skylar: You do not have 12 brothers.

Will: I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm lucky 13 right here.

Skylar: Do you know all their names?

Will: Do I... yeah, they're my brothers.

Skylar: What are they called?

Will: Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.

Skylar: Say it again.

Will: Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.

Skylar: ...and Willy.

Will: Willy? Will...

Skylar: [eating on a counter at a fast food stand] You were hoping for a good night kiss.

Will: No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a good night lay, but I'd settle for a good night kiss.

Skylar: [bursts out laughing] How very noble of you.

Will: Thank you... But I was, you know, hoping for a good night kiss.

Skylar: Well, let's just get it out of the way. Come on, come on.

[they have their first kiss, Skylar giggling the whole time]

Skylar: [after a few seconds, Skylar bursts out laughing] I think I got some of your pickle!

Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again 'til I got to meet your friends; what would you say?

Will: I'd say it's 4:30 in the morning; they're probably up.

[he picks up Skylar's phone and begins dialing]

Skylar: [laughing] Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf.

Will: Thank you.

Chuckie: [answering the phone at the other end] Eh! What the fuck?

Will: Nothing, Chuckie; go back to sleep.

[Will hangs up the phone]

Skylar: [in a bar] Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right. There's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning their... fiftieth anniversary. And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, she's like, "Aw, Jesus, Paddy. You're such a good lookin' feller. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm going to give it to ya'. What would you like?" And Paddy's like, "Aw, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer. Now, in fifty years, there's one thing that's been missing. And uh... I would like you to give me a blow job. I would like that." And Mary's like, "All right." She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass and she gives him a blow job. And afterwards, Paddy's like, "Ah, geez, now THAT's what I've been missin'. That was the most beautiful, Earth-shatterin' thing ever. Beautiful Mary, I love ya'! Is there anything that I can do for you?" And Mary looks up at him and she goes,

[letting beer spill out of her mouth]

Skylar: "Give us a kiss!"

Will: Beethoven, okay. He looked at a piano, and it just made sense to him. He could just play.

Skylar: So what are you saying? You play the piano?

Will: No, not a lick. I mean, I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys, three pedals, and a box of wood. But Beethoven, Mozart, they saw it, they could just play. I couldn't paint you a picture, I probably can't hit the ball out of Fenway, and I can't play the piano.

Skylar: But you can do my o-chem paper in under an hour.

Will: Right. Well, I mean when it came to stuff like that... I could always just play.

Skylar: [to Will] I've got to get up in the morning and spend some more money on my overpriced education.

Skylar: [before she leaves the bar] You're an idiot.

Will: What?

Skylar: You're an idiot. I've been sitting there all night waiting for you to come over to talk to me. But I'm tired now, and I have to go home, and couldn't just keep sitting there waiting.

Skylar: [in her dorm room, on her bed, jokingly to Will] I can be in the NBA. I'm tall, I like to wear shorts. Hook! Hook! Dunk! Dunk! Baby, I'm all about three points.

Will: [while drinking coffee on the outside patio of a coffee shop] Do you play the piano?

Skylar: A bit.

Will: Okay, when you look at a piano you see Mozart, right?

Skylar: I see "Chopsticks."