Skunk Quotes in Cabin Boy (1994)

Trina: And secondly, don't ever call me missy again or you'll end up losing the rest of your teeth.

Paps: Sassy little thang ain't she? Want me to give her a SPANKING?

Skunk: Why doesn't she give ME a spanking?

Skunk: We're just here to catch fish and stink.

Paps: Mostly the latter.

Raccoon: [In the middle of the night, John goes into his father's kitchen to get a drink of water... and promptly regrets it] ... Can I make a request? Tuna in OIL instead of WATER?

Crow: Hey, who put in that bug-zapper?

[John charges outside]

Possum: Yo, looky here. Hey, buddy. My old lady asks, I been eating trash all night. You dig?

[John accidentally steps on a Skunk]

Skunk: Yah! You're on my tail, you idiot... You broke Mr. Stinky, I think.

[John flees to his Range-Rover]

Raccoon: Doc, while you're out, get some salmon. You can't go wrong with salmon.

Skunk: What would you do if I died, Dad?

Archie: I can't even answer that question.

Skunk: Would you cry?

Archie: Uh-huh.

Jed: Are you a lesbian?

Skunk: No.

Jed: You look like a lesbian.

Skunk: What does a lesbian look like?

Jed: [shrugs] Kind of ugly.

Skunk: Are you going to marry her?

Archie: I don't know.

Skunk: Are you?

Archie: I don't know, love.

Skunk: Because she'll leave us the way she left Mike. Like Mum left us. Like everyone does.