Skippy Quotes in Robin Hood (1973)

Tagalong: Gee, you're beautiful.

Sis: Are you going to marry Robin Hood?

Tagalong: Mama says that you and Robin Hood are sweethearts.

Marian: Well you see, that was several years ago before I left for London.

Toby: Did he ever kiss you?

Marian: Well no, but he carved our initials on this tree. I remember it so well.

Skippy: Are you gonna have any kids? My mom's got a lot of kids.

Marian: Oh, he's probably forgotten all about me.

Skippy: Oh, not Robin Hood! I bet he'll storm the castle one day, fight the guards, rescue ya, and drag you off to Sherwood Forest!

Clucky: Now, just a minute there, young man! You forgot all about Prince John!

Skippy: That old Prince John don't scare me none!

Toby: I'm scared of Prince John. He's cranky.

Skippy: You gotta take the oath.

Toby: The oath?

Tagalong: Put your hand on your heart and cross your eyes.

Skippy: Spider, snakes and a lizard head.

Toby: [repeats] Spider, snakes and a lizard's head.

Skippy: If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead.

Toby: [repeats] If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead.

Robin Hood: Tell me, young man, how old are you?

Skippy: Gosh, I'm seven years old! Going on eight!

Robin Hood: Seven? That does make you the man of the house.

Toby: Gee, Skippy, how come you're going?

Skippy: Well, Robin Hood's gonna have kids, so somebody's gotta keep their eye on things.

Max: I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it.

Skippy: We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?

Max: I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.

Skippy: I begged you not to get off Prozac.

Max: I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my lack of success with a bunch of thrill seeking snotty college kids.

Skippy: That's us; we're like celebrities to them.

Max: No, we were celebrities. Now going back would be like doing Hollywood Squares. I'm too nostalgic, I'll admit it.

Skippy: My name is skippy just like the peanut butter!

David Howard: That's why I married her.

Skippy: That's why I hired her.

Skippy: [from trailer] Winter Rose. Now that's a name.

Skippy: This is for the children of America. The little tots!

Skippy: He's gonna go for this hook, line and sinker, and I'm gonna hand him to you signed, sealed and delivered on a silver platter.

Skippy: You have been blessed above all others. You're that rare creature who is able to keep her head in a tight spot when the chips are down.

Skippy: Quick, bartender! Gimme a drink! Quick, before the fight begins!

Bartender #2: Yes, sir! Here you are, sir.

[the bartender pours a drink. Skippy downs it, while looking over his shoulder frantically]

Skippy: Good, gimme another one! Quick, before the fight begins!

[the bartender pours another drink. Skippy downs it quickly]

Bartender #2: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! What fight?

Skippy: The fight between you and me. I can't pay for these drinks!

[He stumbles away, laughing drunkenly]

Betty: I've been busy.

Skippy: Oh sure, with that copper! You know, I think you're falling for him.

Betty: He's not such a bad guy.

Skippy: Oh sure, copper-lover! Falling for the law. The fox, falling in love with the hounds. I'm ashamed of you. I tell you, that guys no good.

Betty: Now, wait a minute. His racket's on the other side of the fence but he's playing it on the up-and-up. He's 100% copper just the same as you're 100% thief. And you know yourself, 100% puts you at the head of the class.