Sister Rosemary Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)

Young Moe: [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style] Hello,

Young Moe, Young Larry: [Larry joins Moe in chanting] Hello,

Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together] Hello.

Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [spoken] Hello!

Mrs. Harter: [Mrs. Harter giggles; the young Stooges accidentally bump their heads together] How precious!

Sister Rosemary: Yes, I certainly don't envy you having to choose between such amazing children.

Young Larry: The choice is easy! I'm your guy!

[Larry starts tap dancing]

Mrs. Harter: That is so cute!

Mr. Harter: Absolutely adorable.

Mr. Harter: [to Mother Superior] How long's he got?

Mother Superior: Hmm?

Mr. Harter: He's taking chemo, right?

Mother Superior: No no no, he's healthy as a mule.

Sister Rosemary: And almost as smart.

Young Moe: Recede, Bojangles.

[Moe pulls Larry back by his hair]

Young Moe: Pick me, I make the best potato peel and eggshell smoothies in town.

[Mr. Harter chuckles nervously]

Young Curly: If you choose me, I'll let you play with my pet rat, Nippy! I even taught him a few tricks!

Mother Superior: Oh, boys and their rodents.

[Mother Superior chuckles]

Young Teddy: [Teddy enters the room] Mother Superior, may I have a glass of milk, please?

Mrs. Harter: Oh, who's this?

Young Teddy: Hi, my name's Teddy, and someday, I'm gonna have a puppy.

Mrs. Harter: Oh my God, he's wonderful.

Mr. Harter: I thought you said there were only the three.

Sister Rosemary: I never said that, I said "about three".

Mrs. Harter: I hope you'll forgive us for coming early; we just couldn't stand to wait another day.

Mother Superior: Oh, we understand, Mrs. Harter. This is a great surprise. We have three delightful youngsters for you to meet.

Mr. Harter: Three? 'Cause we were under the impression there were more than that.

Sister Rosemary: Nope, that's it, just the three. Children, get on in here, Mr. and Mrs. Harter don't have all day.

Young Moe: [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style] Hello,

Young Moe, Young Larry: [Larry joins Moe in chanting] Hello,

Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together] Hello.

Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [spoken] Hello!

Terrified Nun: It's not my turn, get somebody else.

Mother Superior: Sister Ricarda, how about you? Will you please go tell the boys to come down for lunch?

Sister Ricarda: Uh, I would, Mother Superior, I swear I would, but the doctor told me to steer clear of them for a couple of weeks. on account of my nerves.

Mother Superior: How about you, Sister Rosemary?

Sister Rosemary: Oh yeah, just like the army? Put the black folks on the front line? Uh-uh. What about Sister Mary-Mengele? She knows how to handle them.

Mother Superior: Oh, poor thing, she has a toothache, so she went to lie down.

Sister Rosemary: You mean she's asleep? Where are the boys?