Sister Batril Quotes in Plump Fiction (1997)

Sister Batril: One of us is not a stripper. One of us is a lyin' bitch who's fuckin' Montello, and now she's fuckin' all of us!

Sister Ruth: Who are you callin' a bitch, you fuckin' ho?

[shouts]

Sister Ruth: You couldn't table-dance your way out of a paper bag!

Sister Batril: [gets out her gun] Ooh, you fuckin' mother-fucker!

Kandi Kane: Hey, Sister Batril, relax!

Sister Batril: She said I couldn't table -

Kandi Kane: [cuts her] I know what she said! And I said relax. So put the gun away. I said put the gun away!

Sister Batril: [does so] I could win a fuckin' Nobel Prize for table-dancing.

Kandi Kane: Everybody has to keep our heads.