Sistah Girl Quotes in Undercover Brother (2002)

Sistah Girl: Undercover Brother, Conspiracy Brother

Conspiracy Brother: Hey, how ya doin.

Undercover Brother: Good mornin!

Conspiracy Brother: Good morning? Get on the desk, spy in the building! Spy...

Undercover Brother: Don't touch the fro!

Conspiracy Brother: Back up off me man!

Undercover Brother: Back up off me!

Conspiracy Brother: Let me tell you something about the word "good," brotha. Good is an ancient anglo-saxon word, go-od, meanin the absence of color. I.E. it's all good, which it is, OR Good Will Huntin', meanin, "I'm Huntin' Niggas!" So when you say good morning, what your telling me is "I'm gonna kill yo black ass, first thing in the mornin'!"

Sistah Girl: He had sex with a white girl, that's what!

Conspiracy Brother: Was it everything I dreamed of?

Sistah Girl: Excuse me?

Conspiracy Brother: [beat] Naw man, you can't be doing that...

Sistah Girl: He had sex wit' a white girl!

Sistah Girl: Great, a Soul Train reject, with a Robin Hood complex.

Man: Identify yourselfs!

Conspiracy Brother: I'm with Island Fortress Cleaning Service sir.

Man: Oh, okay.

Sistah Girl: Thank you. Your so sweet.

Sistah Girl: Undecover Brother, are you OK?

Undercover Brother: Everythings cool, now that your here Sistah Girl!

Mr. Feather: [snorts] YOU'RE MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND IN HERE!

[Bitch-slaps himself]

Undercover Brother: See what I've been dealing with?

Sistah Girl: [frowning] Yeah...

Penelope Snow: Hi Ton-ja. Listen... I was wondering, do you have any Dickies? 'Cause I couldn't find them.

Sistah Girl: [glaring at Undercover Brother/Anton] Really? Perhaps we're all *sold out*.

Penelope Snow: Aw, that's too bad. Come on, Anton. I saw a mock turtleneck at Eddie Bauer that's perfect for you.